The Producers

2005

(from trailer) Leo Bloom: Let's assume you are a dishonest man. Max Bialystock: Assume away!

(from trailer) Little Old Lady Investor: You know what I'd really like? Max Bialystock: (turning to the hot dog vendor) She'll have the foot long

(from trailer) Max Bialystock: What'll you have? Little Old Lady Investor: You know what I like. Max Bialystock: (to a hot dog vendor) She'll have the foot-long.

(from trailer) Max Bialystock: Even though we're sitting down, we're giving you a standing ovation.

(from trailer) Leo Bloom: Ulla, I think we might have a position for you. Max Bialystock: Actually, we might have several positions for you.

(from trailer) Ulla: Remember when Ulla dance? Max Bialystock, Leo Bloom: (together) Yeah. Ulla: Ulla dance again! (Ulla shakes her stuff) Max Bialystock: God bless Sweden!

(from trailer) Leo Bloom: Under the right circumstances, a producer could make more money with a flop than he could with a hit.

(from trailer) Franz Liebkind: How can I shoot you if you keep moving?

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