The Prisoner of Second Avenue

1975

Mel: I haven't had a real piece of bread in thirty years. If I'd known I would have saved some rolls when I was a kid.

Edna: Why you havin pain's in your chest? Mel: Because I don't have a job! Because I don't have a suit to wear. Because I'm having a God-damned nervous breakdown and they didn't even leave me with a decent pair of pajamas.

Mel: Sons of bitches! Dirty rotten bastards! You heard me. (gesture's middle finger)

Mel: I've been here for three hours Harry... so far I got poison ivy, got chewed up by gnats, laid down in manuare, and your dog piddled all over my car... so I haven't really had a lot of time for rural ecstasy.

Mel: Could we turn all of these off, it looks like a night game at Shea Stadium!

Mel: Respect my ass!

Mel: God... God... God... God... Edna: Mel? Mel: Huh? Edna: Can't you sleep? Mel: If I could sleep would I be laying here calling God at 2: 00 in the morning?

Mel: Oh am I gonna get that guy Jacoby! I know exactly what time he comes home.

Mel: Drunk on what? They took the liquor!

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