The Presidio
1988
Lt Col Alan Caldwell: Now, are you sure you want to have a fight? Because I'm only gonna use my thumb. Bully in Bar: Thumb? Lt Col Alan Caldwell: My right thumb. Left one's too powerful for you.
Donna Caldwell: Say something. Jay Austin: What? Donna Caldwell: That's a start.
Lt Col Alan Caldwell: You're not going out dressed like that, are you? Donna Caldwell: Like what? Lt Col Alan Caldwell: Well, you can see right through that dress. You might just as well go out without one. Donna Caldwell: There's a thought.
Lt Col Alan Caldwell: Ah, shit on a stick.
Lt Col Alan Caldwell: (to Julius) Now why don't you ask him how he won the Medal of Honor? Sgt. Major Ross Maclure: How old are you, Julius? Julius: Eight. Sgt. Major Ross Maclure: You want to live to be nine? Lt Col Alan Caldwell: Obviously he didn't win it for charm.
Sgt. Major Ross Maclure: I've known buildings that were easier to talk to than you.
Sgt. Major Ross Maclure: You open your mouth one more time, and I'll shove your head so far up your ass, you'll be talking out of your armpit.
Lt Col Alan Caldwell: We used to joke that being in the army was not a matter of life and death. It's more important than that.
Thug (unknown) : Who the hell do you think you are? Sergeant Major Ross Maclure (Jack Warden) : I'm the Infantry, sonny.
Jay Austin: The reason why I'm here is because I'm interested in you, not your father.
Jay Austin: You know what I'd like? (smiles) I'd like you to resist arrest. Just a little. God, I'd really like that. (cuffs one hand) You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorn - (Col Paul Lawrence elbows him in the face with free arm)