The Pink Panther
1963
(Having made her tipsy with champagne, Sir Charles Lytton kisses Princess Dala) Princess Dala: If I were my father, I'd have you tortured. Sir Charles Lytton: No. If you were your father, I doubt very much if I would have kissed you.
(At a costume ball, a police sergeant costumed as a zebra drinks from the punch bowl) Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Any more behaviour like this and I'll have your stripes!
(Clouseau bumps into a woman dressed as Cleopatra. He hands back her rubber snake) Woman: Take your filthy hands off my asp!
Princess Dala: (tipsy from champagne) When I went on my first zsrafari... frazari... wild animal hunt.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: What kind of candle is zis?
(last lines) Police escort: Tell me, inspector - Signor Phantom - all those robberies. How did you ever manage it? Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Well, you know... it wasn't easy.
(first title card) Title card: Once upon a time
(first lines) Gem dealer 1: As in every stone of this size, there is a flaw. Sultan: A flaw? Gem dealer 2: The slightest flaw, your excellency. Gem dealer 1: If you look deep into the stone, you will perceive the tiniest discoloration. It resembles an animal. Sultan: An animal? Gem dealer 1: A little panther. Sultan: Yes! A pink panther. Come here, Dala. A gift to your father from his grateful people. Some day it will be yours. The most fabulous diamond in all the world. Come closer.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: At times like this, I wish I was but a simple peasant. Simone Clouseau: It's times like this that make me realize how lucky I really am.