The Perfect Furlough
1958
Colonel Leland: We even have his pre-Army record. He is the only high school student who was ever sued for breach of promise by his teacher.
Paul Hodges: Lieutenant. As a psychologist to a patient, what's wrong with me? Lt Vicki Loren: Well, I don't know you well enough to say. Paul Hodges: Well, I do know there's something wrong with me. For an example, here I am a grown man and I still like women. Lt Vicki Hodges: There's absolutely nothing abnormal about a man liking women, Corporal. But there is a limit. Paul Hodges: What do you do after you catch the limit? You throw the next one back?
Liz Baker: Oh, come off it, Lieutenant, admit it! The guy bugs you. Lt Vicki Loren: As far as I'm concerned, a bug is something you find crawling in your bed. Liz Baker: I rest my case.
Colonel Leland: He's loose in Paris? Harvey Franklin: ... Well? Liz Baker: Well... everybody's loose in Paris.