The Pagemaster
1994
Richard: This is not good, definitely not good.
Mr Dewey: Richard Tylor, consider this your passport to the wonderful and quite unpredictable world of books.
Fantasy: What is this? Richard: It's a library card. Fantasy: I'm a book, honey, I can read.
Dr Jekyll: My boy, I derive no pleasure in telling you that you are in extreme danger. Richard: Danger? Dr Jekyll: Even as we speak.
(upon meeting Captain Ahab) Fantasy: He's possessed! Horror: He's insane! Adventure: He's my kinda guy!
Tom: Give the word, captain Silver, and I'll show you the color of his insides. Richard: Red, red, they're red! Long John Silver: Stow your cutlass, Tom, I want a better look at his outsides first.
Adventure: Hmm, you know what would make this a happy ending? A kiss. Horror: Doh, okay. (smack) Adventure: I meant from her!
Adventure: I wrote the book on sailing. In fact, I am the book on sailing.
Fantasy: You know this short story? Richard: He's Adventure. Fantasy: Honey, that's what they all say.
Horror: We are lusty, adventurous men.
Richard: Hey! How'd you get here? Fantasy: Quit it! We are in the presence of the Pagemaster. Richard: I know who he is. He's the guy who did all this to me! Do you have any idea what I've been through? The Pagemaster: Tell me. Richard: I was nearly torn to shreds by a crazy doctor, I was made a slave to a bunch of mangy pirates, and eaten - Got that? - eaten by a fire-breathing dragon! Horror: He don't mean it, my Pagemaster. He don't mean it. Richard: Not to mention being tossed, squashed, and scared practically to death! The Pagemaster: Yet you stand before me. Richard: Well, yeah. The Pagemaster: Think, boy. What kind of an adventure would you have had if I brought you here with the turn of a page?
Richard: Fantasy! Fantasy: Naturally. Who were you expecting, Honey? The Tooth Fairy?
Horror: Sixteen men on a dead man's stomach... Fantasy: No, no! Chest! Chest!
Adventure: How would you like to curl up with a good book? (Fantasy wallops him) Ow, me binding! Fantasy: In your dreams!