The Man Show
1999
The Fox: Ziggy socky, ziggy socky, hoy, hoy, hoy!
Adam Carolla: And now girls jumping on trampolines!
Adam Carolla: Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do... Jimmy Kimmel: We're the ones that are supposed to be telling them what to do, right? Enough is enough, the Oprahization of America needs to be stopped! Adam Carolla: Yes, Oprah needs to do a little less brainwashing, and a little more sock washing!
(dog poo explodes in Adam's face) Adam Carolla: Mmm, tastes like hepatitis! Jimmy Kimmel: By the way, The Man Show is eligible for Emmy consideration.
Adam Carolla: When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
Jimmy Kimmel: I'd rather be a gerbil on Fire Island during the Vaseline Day Parade than see that movie.
Jimmy Kimmel: We are building a dam. Adam Carolla: A dam to hold back the tidal wave of feminization that is flooding this country. Jimmy Kimmel: A dam to stop the river of estrogen that is drowning us in political correctness. Adam Carolla: A dam to urinate off of when we're really drunk. Jimmy Kimmel: We call this dam... Both: ... The Man Show.
Jimmy Kimmel: Homo-bile? The Bishop Don Magic Juan: Nah, man, Ho-mobile.