The Last Supper

(On what to do with Zack) Luke: I say we bury the cracker and have dessert.

Illiterate Librarian: "Thumbelina" is art. "Catcher in the Rye" is just mean-spirited garbage littered with the, oh, the "F" word.

Luke: It's 1909 and you're alone with a young artist named Adolph. Do you kill him?

Luke: People disappear all of the time. Jude: Especially in Iowa. We probably saved him from an alien abduction.

Luke: What if you kill somebody whose death makes the world a better place?

Paulie: We've got to call the police. They'll understand. Luke: Sure they would. Grad student kills war hero with a knife. You'll probably just get a ticket.

Jude: The conservatives are effective. They do things. All we do is buy animal-friendly mascara.

Paulie: Look, we're liberals. We do the right thing.

Luke: You know what you need Stephanie? You know what you really need? A nice hard dick to shut that big mouth of yours.

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