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The Last Dragon

1985

Sho'nuff: I AM the Shogun of Harlem!

Sho'nuff: Kiss my Converse!

Sho'nuff: Now, when I say, "Who's da mastah?" you say, "Sho'nuff!"

Richie: I'm gonna slap that sucker silly for alienation of affection! If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't know who it was! Chocolate covered yellow peril!

Laura Charles: You sure look like a master to me.

Sho'nuff: Who is the master? Leroy Green: I am.

Angela: Oh Eddie! Your all wet!

Leroy Green: Move-a your feets-a to Daddy Green's Pizza!

Sho'nuff: Well, well, well. If it isn't the serious, elusive, Leroy Green. I've been waiting a long time for this Leroy. I am sick and tired of hearing these bullshit Superman stories about the wassa legendary Bruce Leroy catching bullets with his teeth. Catches bullets with his teeth? Nigga please.

Richie: I'm tellin' you pop. The boys an awkward. Stupid old clothes, won't mess with any babes... People talk you know. Mama Green: Richard, leave your brother alone. Richie: I can't help it if he's weird. Your weird man! Really weird!

Eddie Arcadian: Where are you gonna go, Angie? Without me, you're nothing! Without that outfit, you're just another no-talent dental hygiene school drop-out from Kew Gardens getting by on her tits! Angela: And in the end, Eddie, you know what? You're nothing but a misguided midget asshole with dreams of ruling the world. Yeah, also from Kew Gardens. And also getting by on my tits.

(during the fight in the movie theatre) Transvestite: Don't hurt that face baby! Don't hurt that face!

Leroy Green: The truth will be revealed only to eyes unclouded by desire. Sho'nuff: It's mumbo jumbo like that and skinny little lizards like you thinkin' they the Last Dragon that gives kung-fu a bad name.

Sho'nuff: (Arcadian has just offered Sho'nuff a briefcase full of money to kill Leroy) Keep your money. You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass... for dismemberment! Eddie Arcadian: Yeah! Hey! Well, whatever! Any way you want to do it. It'll certainly be my pleasure, Mr Nuff.

Sho'nuff: Get up, Leroy. I got somethin' real fo' yo' ass in these hands.

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