The Last Detail

1973

Mulhall: I hate this detail. I hate this mother-fucking, chicken-shit detail!

Meadows: If you're Catholic, do you think it's a sin to chant? Budduskey: Did it get you laid? Meadows: No. Budduskey: Then Meadows, what the fuck do you want to go on chanting for?

(a woman hears Meadows chanting and invites him to a party) Meadows: Drop your socks and grab your cocks, we're going to a party. Budduskey: If this kid gets pussy out of this I'll eat my fucking flat hat, man.

Budduskey: I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer. Meadows: I don't want a beer. Budduskey: You're gonna have a fuckin' beer!

(Meadows has just prematurely ejaculated) Budduskey: You wanna try it again kid? Seaman Meadows: Yeah. Budduskey: (to prostitute) OK honey. Mulhall: Don't worry about it kid, plenty more where that came from. Budduskey: We got all night kid.

Mulhall: Tell you what, mister citizen bartender. You can take your beers and shove 'em up your ass sideways. Can you dig it?

Mulhall: When you're in the Navy, shitbird, and you're in transit, nobody knows where the fuck ya are. Now go tell that MAA to fuck himself; I ain't goin' on no shit detail!

Buddusky: Boy, they really stuck it to ya, didn't they, kid! Stick it in and break it off. Up your giggy with a wah-wah brush, stick it in an' break it off.

Mulhall: Leave the kid alone...

Meadows: (With a mouthful of peanuts) I had 'em with me!

Buddusky: Take it easy, Meaddas, you're makin' Mulhouse hungry.

Buddusky: Y'know, kid... you got a helluva knack for killin' a conversation.

Buddusky: Goddamn grunts, kickin' the shit outta him... 'Maggot' this... 'Maggot' that... Kid don't stand a chance.

Buddusky: (after about a case of beer) I would like to drink a toast to Batman... Shuperman... and the Human Torch. AH-HA-HA!

Buddusky: Heineken? Why it's the finest beer in the world! President Kennedy used to drink it!

Buddusky: Welcome to the wonderful world of pussy, kid.

Mulhall: We'd better catch that train. Budduskey: We still got time for a beer. Mulhall: Now wait a minute, man. Seaman Meadows: I ain't old enough. Budduskey: Ain't old enough for what? Seaman Meadows: For a beer. Budduskey: Everybody's old enough for a beer. Ain't that right, Mule? Mulhall: Yeah.

Budduskey: One time... when I was... Oh Jesus Christ... ! A friend of mine was looking for me. And I was up on top of his car and I pissed on his head... Just being crazy, you know what I mean? Mulhall: Don't you get crazy with me.

Budduskey: He looks like a goddamn big penguin, don't he?

Young Whore: Jesus Christ! That's what I call quick.

Mulhall: Chant your ass off, kid, but any pussy you get in this world you're gonna have to pay for, one way or another.

Mulhall: Are you shittin' me?

Mulhall: You're shittin' me! M.A.A.: I would never shit you. You're my favorite turd!

Budduskey: (Budduskey's response to a woman's sarcastic remark about his navy uniform) You know what I like most about this uniform? The way it makes your dick look.

Nichiren Shoshu Leader: Welcome to a Nichiren Shoshu discussion meeting! Tonight throughout the city there are actually - there are hundreds of meetings like this going on, where people are learning about Nam-myoho-renge-kyo and Gohonzon! Seaman Meadows: (to Budduskey) What's a "gohonzon"? Budduskey: Shhh. I'll tell ya 'bout it later.

Budduskey: (listening to Nichiren Shoshu members sing very happy song) Budduskey: Why does all of this make me feel so fucking bad?

Meadows: (looking at porn) Are they really doing that when they take that picture? Budduskey: (pause) Well, kid, there's more things in this life than you can possibly imagine. I knew a whore once in Wilmington. She had a glass eye. Used to take it out and wink people off for a dollar.

Mulhall: You ever been married? Budduskey: Not so you'd notice.

Meadows: After... after... well maybe it was an act for her. I mean I know she was a whore. But I think she liked me. Buddusky: They got feelings just like everybody else, kid; she probably did. Meadows: Well, it was real for me. That's what counts.

G.I.: I call Karate. Mulhall: And I call you a motherfucker !

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