The Kwicky Koala Show

1981

Crazy Claws: This ice should go on a diet. It isn't thin enough! Rawhide Clyde: Are you joshing, stranger? Crazy Claws: No, I'm Crazy Claws!

Clyde: It's that there cat critter! Crazy Claws: Don't be formal, call me Crazy, or you might call me later, but if you do call me later I'll be gone!

(Clyde reveals his desire to trap Crazy Claws) Crazy Claws: Just use your head, although I must say it looks pretty well used already!

(Clyde's car can be heard coming down the hill) Crazy Claws: You know, that sounds like trouble. It also sound like a brass band falling down stairs!

The Ranger: Floods happen when the ground can't absorb any more rain Clyde: Do tell! The Ranger: Then the water runs off at the rivers and the streams. Crazy Claws: And the Ranger runs off at the mouth!

Crazy Claws: I just love the snow, except for those flakes!

Crazy Claws: What's that? Clyde: Well, godarn it, read the sign, you varmit! Crazy Claws: Thin ice. Okay, I'll go find some fat ice!

(Crazy Claws has skated right over the thin ice) Clyde: Now how come he didn't fall through? I just naturally don't understand it! Crazy Claws: It's okay, folks, he just naturally doesn't understand anything!

Crazy Claws: This hill was made to order, but I'd prefer a hamburger and french fries to go! The Ranger: Stop right there! Crazy Claws: Oh, do you want to change your order?

Crazy Claws: Isn't that nice, it's a coming out party. I'll think I'll join them before they fall apart!

(Clyde and The Ranger have just crashed through a tree) Crazy Claws: How's that for unpacking a trunk?

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