The Jumper
2004
Brian: (walks onto the roof) Hello? The Jumper: Don't come any closer! I'll do it if you come any closer! Brian: (He walks over to her) Am sorry I couldn't hear you over there, what did you say? The Jumper: I said I would jump if you came any closer! Brian: Oh right, sorry love.
The Jumper: Wait! Brian: What? The Jumper: Er... Brian: Are you going to jump or not? The Jumper: Yer! Brian: Then fucking jump and leave me alone! The Jumper: Well fuck you! WANKER!
The Jumper: It's his fault! We had everything. A lovely home, a dog, then she turned up at his work and he started staying later and later. Said he had meetings to attended and important people to see. I was a fool. How much work could a Lolly-pop man need meetings for? He went of with her. I must have read the dear Susan letter about a thousand times, I don't know message just wouldn't sink in. I got really depressed. Doctors pill were rubbish. I lost me mind, me house, me dog ran away! And all me friends where his! All I want is a bit of love! Is that too much to ask! (She turns around and sees Brian playing on his phone) HEY! Brian: Oh sorry, I hadn't realised you'd stopped talking.
The Jumper: (on the edge of the roof) Brian, I don't think I can do it. Brian: Do you wanna push?