The Jetsons
1962
(the doorbell rings) Jane Jetson: Who could that be? Judy Jetson: Probably one of our invisible Moongolian neighbors. George Jetson: That makes it kinda hard to look'em in the eye.
George Jetson: (Astro jumps on George and licks him) Astro. If I wanted a bath I'd take a shower.
George Jetson: I feel lower than a Martian midget.
George Jetson: What a doll. She's got everything. Too bad all girls aren't like her, oh well, somebody's got to be in the PTA.
Astro: Who'll Rotect me? George Jetson: (after Astro has jumped on him) Who'll protect you? The SPCA, that's who.
George: Yum, it's been lightyears since you programmed synthetic brownies.
Cogswell: There's only one thing worse than war and that is business, and Spacely has declared business on us.
Judy Jetson: Daddy, if you dance like that in front of my friends I have to go live in another galaxy. Oh daddy, your dancing went out with pop-up fuels it is practically 20th century.
Mr Spacely: Are you out of your orbit?
Jane: Our home food dispenser broke and I had to wait 20 seconds at the check out counter, such inefficiency.
R.U.D.I.: I can't stand humans cry it makes my diodes all gooey.
Mr Spacely: No hurry, any time in the next 5 minutes is fine.
Mrs Spacely: Traffic is thicker than a cloud of meteors today.
George: We wouldn't last on unemployment checks, a 1000 a week doesn't strech very far these days.
Judy Jetson: Promise you won't tell? Rosie: I swear on my mother's rechargable batteries.
George Jetson: Nobody could dial a breakfast like mother.
(Elroy had broken one of Jane's favorite vases. George is "congratulating her on not getting mad immediately) George Jetson: And because you kept cool, you warmed his heart. Jane Jetson: I'd prefer to warm his bottom.
George Jetson: Jane. Stop this crazy thing.
George: If it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
George: You're kidding. Elroy: Nope. George: Then lie to me and say you're kidding.
Mr Spacely: JETSON. YOU'RE FIRED.
George: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. (Later) Ha, "a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do". I should've won three space Oscar awards.
George Jetson: Everything, EVERYTHING you bought goes back to the store. Jane Jetson: But George, you said our ship has come in. George Jetson: It sunk.
George Jetson: I'm going to Cogswell Cogs to see about a job. Mr Spacely: You mean you'd work for Cogswell after all this? You'd forget your dignity and go crawling to him for a job? You'd do THAT for a few miserly dollars a week? George Jetson: Uh-huh. Mr Spacely: Wait for me, Jetson, I'll go with you.
George Jetson: We've got to think about our old age. Elroy: What if we don't reach an old age? Judy Jetson: Then we're stuck with all that money.
Judy Jetson: Hey nice clothes, Elroy. Designer diapers.
George Jetson: Honey, you asked me for $20 yesterday, now what did you do with that? Jane Jetson: You didn't give it to me. George Jetson: Excuses, excuses, that's all I hear.
Mr Spacely: Cogswell has the same jacket. Professor Lunar: Impossible. Why I've spent every minute of the last 58 years of my life on this invention. Mr Spacely: Well take a look. Professor Lunar: Oh well. Easy come, easy go.
George Jetson: You're going to broadcast pictures of my insides? Dr Radius: That's right. The Peek-A-Boo capsule will send back on-the-spot reports of everything. George Jetson: You ought to play some background music like, "Liver Come Back to Me", or maybe, "I Get A Kidney Out of You"? How about, "Lung Ago And Far Away"? Dr Radius: Open your mouth, please. That should be easy for you.
George Jetson: Jane, this morning you wanted to buy some silverware. Here (hands her a wad of cash) Get it in gold. Jane Jetson: Gold silverware? George Jetson: Judy, you wanted some stereo-phonic tapes, (Hands her a wad of cash) go get yourself a band. Now what can I do for you, son? Elroy Jetson: If I had known you were filling requests, I'd have brought a list. George Jetson: You wanted a toy space fire engine. (Hands him a wad of cash) Get yourself a real fire engine. (Hands him more cash) might as well get yourself a fire too Astro: What about re? George Jetson: Of course, Astro, you wanted a bone. (Hands him a wad of cash) Buy yourself a meat market.
Reporter: Mr Jetson, I guess you're quite concerned about these tests. George Jetson: Well, I... Mr Spacely: - I certainly am. Sure hope nothing happens to that life jacket. Reporter: Oh um, Mr Spacely, your every thought must be with the courageous man who's risking his life for you. Mr Spacely: Huh? Who's that? Reporter: Your test pilot, Mr Jetson. Mr Spacely: Oh him, yeah, I sure am worried about him. He's wearing MY life jacket.
George Jetson: I'll just tell Mr Spacely I'm very sorry and that I'll never call him names again. (Nearly has a head-on collision with another car) George Jetson: Why you big strata-jerk. It's vacuum-heads like you who keep fuselage and fender shops in business. Come on out and face the music. Mr Spacely: (Emerges from the other car) 'Morning, Jetson. Nice day isn't it? George Jetson: M-M-M-Mr Spacely, I presume? Mr Spacely: Correct. I hope you're wearing your watch, Jetson, BECAUSE YOU HAVE EXACTLY 5 MINUTES TO CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK.
Judy Jetson: I'm in love. Rosie: Again?
Jane Jetson: Elroy, why aren't you ready for school? Elroy Jetson: I don't feel good, Mom. I think... I think I'm coming down with Venus Virus. Jane Jetson: Venus Virus, eh? Last week you said it was Martian Mumps. Anything to get out of taking that space calculus test.
George Jetson: I'm a big coward. Henry Orbit: Now, now, Mr Coward. Er, I mean Mr Jetson, there's lot's of other work around. Why I got a third cousin who's making out real well on Mars. George Jetson: I don't think I could take Mars, Henry. I hear those little green bosses are murder.
George Jetson: The real George Jetson finally stood up. Mr Spacely: Well, would the real George Jetson care to sit down?
Mr Spacely: You can't tempt Jetson with money, can he? George Jetson: Yep.
Elroy Jetson: Just wait until I play this for my pop. He'll never get over it. George Jetson: I'll never get over it! Four D's, and an F, and an H?
Jane Jetson: Our boy has run away! George Jetson: Don't worry, honey, he won't get far. Where can a kid like him go? Jane Jetson: No place. Just to the moon, Venus, Jupiter, Mars, Saturn... George Jetson: (blubbering) That's enough! That's enough! That's enough!
Microbe: Help! I'm stuck. I am too big for this ventillator! Mugsy Megatron: The bird brain. I told him not to eat them pizza pills before a job.
Elroy: What about Mugsy Megatron? He sure sounds rough. Astro: Ron't worry, Relroy. Elroy: Don't worry? What would you do if you saw him? Astro: Run for relp. Elroy: Run for help. Great.
Elroy Jetson: How much will I get for my part? Mugsy Megatron: Oh about 5 to 10 years if we're caught.
George Jetson: I hope you get ulcers in your cyclotron.
George Jetson: Olé! Olé! Oy vey!
George Jetson: I've got a wife, two kids and 10 finance companies to support. How am I supposed to pay my bills?
Mugsy Megatron: Ten thousand unemployed gorillas and I gotta pick a giggler.
Co-Worker: Did you hear Mr Spacely's latest plan? George Jetson: Yeah, the slave driver. Imagine putting your back on a four day week. What does he think this is? The 20th century?
Elroy: What are you watching? Kenny Countdown: It's the billionth rerun of The Flintstones. (Fred says he famous catchphrase before diving into a pool ontop of Barney) "Yabba Dabba Doo" Ha ha ha ha.
Mr Spacely: Keep this up, Partner, and you'll have money to burn. George Jetson: (Thinks he's dying) I was kinda hoping to go in the other direction.
Mugsy Megatron: (Pretending to be a director filming a heist TV show) It's called the, um, The Unspaceables. Elroy: The Unspaceables? I love that show. Lot's of action, and cops and robbers. Mugsy Megatron: Er, no cops in this one. Only robbers.
George Jetson: What are you worried about? It's my life. Mr Spacely: Yeah well it's MY life jacket. George Jetson: Alright, let'er rip! Mr Spacely: Don't say that!
Mr Spacely: (the life jacket, once put in the wash, is destroyed) It was hit by lightning. Missiles. It was indestructable! George Jetson: But it isn't washable. We should've put a label on it, "Dry clean only".
Cogswell: It's not what you think, Spacely. I didn't hear one word of your outrageous offer to Jetson.
Jane Jetson: Your brother is going to be "Spaceboy, zoom!" What do you think of that? Judy Jetson: Eeeeyuck! Jane Jetson: Judy. Judy Jetson: Gosh, Mom, it's bad enough having a kid brother around the house without having one on television. Jane Jetson: Well, young lady, with your brother as a television star, he could put you on the show for a guest spot. Judy Jetson: Hey, I never thought of that. Oh Elroy! Jane Jetson: Oh dear. Elroy: (Judy enters Elroy's room) Hi. Judy Jetson: Can I help you? Elroy: No. Girls don't know nothing about scooters. Judy Jetson: Aw, you're the best brother a girl ever had. I'd do anything for you, Elroy. Anything at all. Would you do something for me? Elroy: No, you're not gonna be on my TV show. Judy Jetson: Ooh! Kid brothers!
Jane Jetson: Goodbye. Elroy: Goodbye. Judy Jetson: (angrily) Goodbye! Jane Jetson: Why Judy, I do believe you're jealous of your brother. Judy Jetson: Jealous? Ha, me? Jealous of Elroy? Ha ha ha ha. Just because he's on TV. (laughs) That's a hot one! Jealous? Yes, I'm jealous. I'm only the big sister of "Spaceboy, zoom". Jane Jetson: (Laughs)
George Jetson: (Mr Spacely is being beat up by a movie robot) Mr Spacely, you'd better quit. It's too rough on you. Mr Spacely: What? And give up show biz? Never!
Auto-Sorter: I hope I got that right. Oh well, I'm only inhuman.
Jane Jetson: And remember, Elroy, no stopping at the space burger satellite on your way to school. Elroy: Ah gee, Mom. How about on the way home? Jane Jetson: Now, now, not another word. Come on, come on, it's off to school for you. Elroy: Bye Mom, see you in orbit.
Dr Lunarby: Impossible, Professor, there are too many of them to contain! George Jetson: Not when you have a roomy new Spacion Wagon.
George Jetson: Ready, R.U.D.I? R.U.D.I.: R.U.D.I's ready. George Jetson: Alright, what are my chances of getting a two week vacation this year? (R.U.D.I processes, then prints out a card) "Your weight is 168 pounds". I don't get it, what's my weight got to do with getting a vacation? R.U.D.I.: Fat chance. George Jetson: Ah, what do you know, you big junk pile! (Kicks R.U.D.I then hops around, holding his foot in pain)
George Jetson: Now don't get too close to the edge of this crater. Look out, Orbit. That rock you're standing on is loose, Orbit. Orbit! (the rock gives way) Oh no. Now why didn't Orbit pay attention? Elroy: Because that was Anode. George Jetson: Oh. Sorry, Anode!
George Jetson: Well, here we are, Men. Anode: Yeah, Big Buddy, but where are we? George Jetson: Well, according to the map, we're right about here: on the rim of that crater. Anode: That's not a crater, Mr Jetson. That's your thumb print.
Jane Jetson: And where is my husband? Moon Ranger: He's at the station, Ma'am, paying some fines. Jane Jetson: Fines? Moon Ranger: Yes. For littering, destroying park property, and getting lost without a license.
Henry Orbit: The Space Guard is known for rapid promotions. George Jetson: That's right. I've been here two hours. I'm overdue.
George Jetson: Well now, "Football coach predicts victory at tonight's game". I wonder what he's got to say. Coach: We'll moider dem.