The Indian in the Cupboard
1995
Boone: The boys back home call me boohoo Boone!"
Boone: (about whisky) Not one more drop as long as I live! (sees Omri and Patrick) Ohhhhhhh, my dear sweet lord! (beat) I need a drink.
Boone: Where may I ask, is my coffee? I always start my day with a cup of coffee. Omri: Okay, if you're good, I'll make you breakfast. Little Bear: Cook? Like a woman! You are a woman! Omri: Oh please, you guys are so old fashioned. Boone: I'll have you know I'm a civilized man. (looks at Little Bear) Unlike some! Little Bear: Where do you come from? Boone: I come from TEXAS, Mr Half-a-brain!
Patrick: (about Boone and Little Bear) Don't put them together. You know; "Cowboys and Indians". Omri: Duh!
Boone: (after Omri picks him up to stop him from shooting Little Bear) I'm tired of getting hauled around all the time! I might'a known you'd take the side of that stinkin' savage! Little Bear: He smells, Omri, and he calls me a dirty savage. Boone: Oh, I didn't call ya *dirty*. I CALLED YA *STINKIN'*!
Boone: You sure was right, Little bear! God sure do play with men a lot! Little Bear: There is no God here.