The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love
1995
Evie: I have to traverse my own landscape.
Randy: You know I hate math... and English... and History.
Friend: God, Evie, if you were going to turn gay you could've at least chosen someone pretty.
Randy: I don't want to shock you or anything, but I really want to hold your hand right now. I've been wanting to hold your hand all day. Evie: I've held hands with a girl before. Randy: With a girl like me? Evie: No I guess not. But what's the worst that could happen? Randy: We could get the shit kicked out of us is all. Evie: Just for holding hands? I don't believe that. Randy: God Evie, you are so sheltered. Evie: (holding out her hand) Then unshelter me.
(After Wendy's husband has grabbed Randy by the neck and threatened her) Wendy: I just wanted to say that You-know-who is all brawn and no bite. Randy: Thanks for the info.
(Lena is knocking on doors at the motel looking for Evie and Randy and finds two elderly women in one room) Lena: Hi, I'm looking for two teenage girls. Old Lady: Did our husbands send you?
Randy: I'll have a beer. Waitress: What kind? Randy: A Mich. Waitress: A what? Randy: A Mich... ya know, Michelob? Waitress: You got ID? Randy: (pretends to look for ID) Shit, ya know, I must've left it at work. Waitress: No ID, no Mich. Randy: Alright then, I'll have a cup of joe. Waitress: A what? (both girls look at her incredulously) Just kidding, two cups of coffee coming up. Randy: Everyone's got to be a kidder.