The Hughleys
1998
Hattie: God better have your soul 'cause your behind is mine! Sally: Did somebody order a naked white woman?
Darryl: I'm not afraid of anything. Michael: Ok, how 'bout this tarantula? Sally: Arachnophobia - - fear of spiders. Darryl: That doesn't scare me. Michael: Then what about this snake? Sally: Snakephobia - - fear of snakes. Darryl: That doesn't scare me either. Michael: (pulls out video tapes) Ok, what about these movies... "When Harry Met Sally", "Sleepless In Seattle", and "You've Got Mail"? Darryl: Eeeeek! Get those away from me! Sally: Megaphobia - - fear of Meg Ryan movies.
(Sydney disobeys Darryl and meets up with a guy she's been chatting with on the internet) Sydney: (van window opens) Oh my god! YOU'RE 'Hotguy16'? Darryl: That's right! Didn't I tell you not to go in those chatrooms? Get in the car!
Milsap Morris: You two are busier than a pallbearer at the Kennedy compound
Darryl: Sydney, If you really want to dis someone, you have to stick with the 'yo mamma jokes', here, I'll tell you one, "Yo mamma's so big, that when she was hit by a school bus, she turned around and said, 'stop throwing them rocks!'" Michael: How 'bout this one? 'Your mamma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiled, all the cars in the road stoped!' Darryl: (Darryl laughing) That's really funny son, now GO TO YOUR ROOM, I don't want you to be talking about my mamma like that!
Milsap Morris: I'm one bad mother... Darryl: You know, I think that's a girls coat.
Ronnie: Ain't no thang but a chicken wang!