The Great Piggy Bank Robbery
1946
Daffy Duck: (seeing a doormat labeled "Trap Door") A trap door, no doubt. Very ingenuous! (Steps to one side) Daffy Duck: Duck Twacy is too smart for a trick like that! I shall ring the bell from here! (Rings bell with a pointer; ground opens up beneath him and he falls to the basement) Daffy Duck: Whas that trip really necessary?
Daffy Duck: I'm gonna pin it on ya, see! I'm gonna pin it on ya! (Cut to Daffy playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey) Daffy Duck: I'll pin it on ya or my name ain't Duck Twacy!
Daffy Duck: Rubber Head! Rubber Head: I'm gonna r-r-r-r-rub you out, see? R-r-r-r-r-r-rub you out! (Rubber Head erases Daffy with his head) Daffy Duck: Fantastic! And furthermore, it's unbelieva... (erased completely) Daffy Duck: (coming out of door) ... ble.
(Daffy, as Duck Twacy, is following clues when he bumps into Mr Holmes of London) Daffy Duck: Scram, Sherlock. I'm working this side of the street. (shoves him aside and continues on)
Daffy Duck: Hey, Taxi! Taxi! (a taxi stops) Follow that car! (the taxi goes off without him) Keeps them on their toes.
(Duck Twacy follows a trail of footprints to a mouse hole) Daffy Duck: Aha! It's Mouseman! Come on out, you rat! Come on out! (A huge Mouseman appears) Daffy Duck: (Gulp) G-go back in again.
Daffy Duck: Say, it looks like a piggy bank crime wave. Why don't people keep their piggy banks on a safe place, like I do? (opens his safe; it's empty) It's gone! My piggy bank's been stolen! Oh, agony! A-go-ny!
(Daffy, as Duck Twacy, is following footsteps by walking up a wall) Daffy Duck: Must be the human fly. (Starts to walk across the ceiling) Daffy Duck: Nothing's impossible to Duck Twacy!
(Duck Twacy is surrounded by a gang of crooks) Daffy Duck: Snake Eyes! Agh! Eighty-Eight Keys! Hammerhead! Oh, no, Pussycat! Pussycat Puss! Bat Man! Double-Header! P-p-picklepuss! P-p-p-pumpkin Head! Neon Noodle! Juke Box Jaw! Woof Man! Woof Man: Woof! Awoooooo! Woof! Daffy Duck: You're all under arrest! (all the villains roar at him. He runs off)
Neon Noodle: (putting his see-through hands over Daffy's eyes) Guess who? Daffy Duck: Neon Noodle? (shouts) Neon Noodle? Aauggh!