The Great Outdoors
1988
Roman: Chet is gonna shit a solid gold brick when he sees us.
(Chet getting pulled behind the boat on water-skies) Chet: you bastard, you bastard! Roman: I think he's saying go faster.
Roman: Pontoon boat? Whaddya going to do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach?
Roman: You know what the gourmet here wanted? Hotdogs! You know what they're made of, Chet? Huh? Lips and assholes!
Bartender: He's been struck by lightning... how many times has it been now, Reg? Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-six... Chet: Six times? Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-six-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!
Connie Ripley: Just make sure you don't take any of our stuff! Kate Craig: Stuff? What stuff is there to steal? Connie Ripley: Oh we got stuff!
Kate Craig: Ahh! (Kate and Roman run out of their bedroom) Roman: What? Kate Craig: It touched me! Roman: It's been touching you for 12 years, you never freak! Kate Craig: Not you! (Kate hits Roman on the arm) A thing. Roman: What thing? Chet: (Comes out of his bedroom, along with the rest of the family, and turns on the lights) What's going on? Kate Craig: That thing! (Points to a bat) Roman: Oh, it's just a little sparrow. Kate Craig: C'mon Roman, it's got ears! (Everyone screams and runs out of the cabin)
Chet: Sixty-six times? That's gotta hurt.
Roman: Look at the size of the maggots on that meat.
(Chet is telling everyone about his bear story) Chet: So when you go to bed tonight, and you hear a noise, whatever you do, don't look out the window... (Chet shouts while he tosses some of his alcoholic beverage into the fireplace causing a huge fireball shooting out of the chimney) because there might be a bear!