The Gods Must Be Crazy

1980

Narrator: Even a poisonous snake isn't bad. You just have to keep away from the sharp end.

Woman in the lunchroom: Does the noise in my head bother you?

Narrator: The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out.

Steyn: What do you know about women? Mpudi: I got seven wives, how many you got?

Mpudi: So how did the land rover get up the tree? Steyn: Do you know she has flowers on her panties? Mpudi: So that's how it got up the tree.

Mpudi: He talks about an evil thing.

Narrator: (explaining Ninau's conversation with a baboon in a tree who grabbed the Coke bottle) He spoke long and earnestly to the baboon and explained, that is an evil thing you've got there, and it brought much unhappiness to my family and it will surely bring much unhappiness to yours unless you give it back to me and let me throw it away. He spoke so earnestly that the baboon began to take note and dropped the evil thing. He said, that is a very wise thing you have done.

Mpudi: I'm teaching him how to drive, just for the hell of it. There's nothing else to do around here.

Boga: We must save ammunition, set your guns to single fire. (Pointing and explaining a gun to his henchmen) Look see. This is single fire, this is automatic. Why do I have to work with amateurs?

(Xixo has been thrown in jail) Mpudi: He never seen a wall in his life, now he got walls all around him. He gonna die for sure.

Mpudi: They gave him the death sentence Steyn: For shooting a goat?