The Glass Bottom Boat
1966
Edgar Hill: I want to talk to you a minute. Those phone calls, there is no question about it. She's an agent, operating for the- Bruce Templeton: She's no more an agent than you are! And if you're the best the CIA can come up with, this country is in big trouble! Edgar Hill: Now look here! We'll have to detain her. Bruce Templeton: Mrs Nelson can leave here whenever she wishes! Edgar Hill: What's that noise? Bruce Templeton: What? Oh, well I locked her in the closet.
Jennifer Nelson: Hey! What in heavens name do you think you're doing? Bruce Templeton: You talkin' to me? Jennifer Nelson: Yes I'm talking to you! That's my suit on your line! Bruce Templeton: Oh I'm sorry.. that's a funny looking suit. Jennifer Nelson: It's my mermaid tail. and would you please throw it back? Bruce Templeton: Well it's kind of difficult. it's all tangled. Why don't you come aboard, and I'll untangle it for you Jennifer Nelson: Well THAT's a little difficult too, since I'm BOTTOMLESS!
Zack Malloy: You wouldn't hit a coward, would you?
Jennifer Nelson: Donna, may I borrow a dime please? I have to call my dog.
Bruce Templeton: Hey! You're the mermaid Jennifer Nelson: Yes, I'm the mermaid Bruce Templeton: Didn't recognize you with your clothes on.