The Frisco Kid
1979
(Trying to catch a wild chicken) Avram: Come here little chicken. I don't want to hurt you. I just want to eat you. (The chicken flies away) I don't want to hurt you! I just want to make you kosher!
(Avram teaches some Indians how Jews dance) Avram: Watch that lady. I think she's a Jewish Indian.
Avram: (narrating) It says in the Torah to find thyself a teacher. This I have done. There were times, however, when I feared my teacher would find another student.
(Tommy and Avram are being chased by a posse, but Avram won't ride on the sabbath) Tommy: You give me the pee-doodles!
(to Tommy) Chief Gray Cloud: You, you have a big heart. Not so big as your mouth, but...
Avram: I'm from Poland. Tommy: Is that near Pittsburgh? Avram: No, that's near Czechoslovakia.
(Matt Diggs considers reaching for his gun) Tommy: Reach for it! PLEASE!
Tommy: What do you call this part of the horse? Avram: The tuches! Tommy: Well, you just keep your eyes on this took-iss, and don't take them off 'till we get to San Francisco!