The Frighteners
1996/I
Judge: When a man's jawbone drops off it's time to reassess the situation.
Dammers: My body is a roadmap of pain.
Frank Bannister: I gotta have an out-of-body-experience, and I gotta have it RIGHT NOW!
Frank Bannister: You are SUCH an asshole. Milton Dammers: I'm an asshole... with an Uzi!
Dammers: Sheriff! You are violating my territorial bubble.
(an Elvis statuette flies around the room during a Poltergeist appearance) Ray Lynskey: He's alive!
Judge: Give it up, Frank! Death ain't no way to make a living!
Sergeant Hiles: What in the hell are you doing in my graveyard? You have been told to stay away! Sound off like you've got a pair! Frank Bannister: Yeah, well, it's a public place, Hiles. Sergeant Hiles: I do not like you! You cannot bring your spooks here without my permission! Disappear, scumbag!
Frank Bannister: Catch you later, Hiles. Sergeant Hiles: Hey - my tour of duty runs another 85 years! There's a piece of dirt up here with your name on it, Bannister! I'm waitin' for you, you little maggot!
Cyrus: You know if I wanted to get shot at everyday, I'd move my black ass to Los Angeles!
(about to have sex with a mummy) Judge: There's a reason they call me the "hanging judge".
Judge: (after having sex with a mummy) I like it when they lie still like that.
Frank Bannister: (as he's leaving his basement via the stairs) Start pulling your weight, guys or you're going back to the cemetery. Cyrus: Yeah, well you can pull this, Frank. (grabs crotch) Cyrus: I'm 'bout to go like Jesse on you're ass. I'm goin' to find me some other black ghosts and then organize a march. The African American Apparition Coalition. The A-double AC (shouting) Cyrus: And I'm gonna tell you something, Frank. It ain't nuthin worse than a bunch of pissed off brothers that's already dead.
(last lines) Dr Lucy Lynskey: Boy that Dammers, he sure looks pissed. Frank Bannister: (without realizing) Yeah. (the penny suddenly drops and Frank looks back in surprise at Lucy) Dr Lucy Lynskey: Well sometimes Frank, you see when you go through a traumatic experience, it kind of alters your perception.
Frank Bannister: (to Stuart and Cyrus) You know flies stick to you guys like shit to a blanket?
Johnny Charles Bartlett: (Johnny, violently upset, interrupting his girlfriend, counterpart of this serial-killer couple) Shut up! That Russian cannibal creep is telling everyone he did 50 plus. That reflects badly on both of us, Patty. This record should be held by an American.