The Flintstones

1960

Fred Flintstone: Yabba Dabba Do.

(Fred and Barney have just run into another car) Fred Flintstone: Hey why don't you hold out your hand when you're making a left turn? Rock Quarry: Left turn? I was going straight. Fred Flintstone: Look buster you're at fault and I can prove it. I got a disinterested witness here, my neighbor and best friend Barney Rubble. Go ahead Barney, tell him just how it happened. Barney Rubble: You drove through a boulevard stop Fred and hit that man's car.

Wilma Flintstone, Betty Rubble: Melville J. Muchrocks is a crook. Fred Flintstone: Muchrocks a crook? Are you sure? Wilma Flintstone: Absolutely, he's wanted by the police. Betty Rubble: We heard him described to a T. Fred Flintstone: Wilma, do you know where they went? Wilma Flintstone: They said they were going to the amusement park and then to dinner. Oh my poor mother. (She starts crying) Fred Flintstone: Don't you worry sweetheart, you leave it to me. Barney. Barney Rubble: Yeah Fred? Fred Flintstone: C'mon, let's go. Barney Rubble: Right Fred. Fred Flintstone: You ever play football, Barney? Barney Rubble: Yeah Fred, why? Fred Flintstone: Because you're going to run interference while I intercept a proposal.

Fred Flintstone: Wiiilmaaaaaaa.

Wilma Flintstone: I work hard all day, too, and what do I get? A lot of yak from you. You at least get out everyday, see things, talk to people. I never get out of this cave.

Fred Flintstone: Where's your get up and go? Barney Rubble: It just got up and went.

Fred Flintstone: I love my dear sweet mother in-law. My mother in-law is a doll. Attendant: Are you feeling alright, mister? Fred Flintstone: Huh? Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. Attendant: Good. Good. You just stay in here and rest. That hot sun out there is a killer. Fred Flintstone: Poor guy, he must have been standing in it for hours.

(Fred goes to try out the Barney-copter and doesn't get far off the ground) Barney Rubble: YOU'RE TOO FAT, FRED!

Fred Flintstone: Yeah, you laugh. You'll see, Barn, they know me in this bank, they'll help me right a way. Bank Clerk: Look, pals, it's Fred Flintstone. Fred Flintstone: Yeah, hi. I'd like to lent some money here. Bank Clerk: (laughing) Ha ha ha ha! See that, pals? Fred Flintstone wants money. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Betty Rubble: Sometimes I just don't know what's the matter with men. Barney Rubble: That's easy - you women!

Barney Rubble: (Fred has just fallen down after taking a swing at Barney) Whale on the beach! Whale on the beach!

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