The Critic

2000

Jay Sherman: (after watching "The Patriot," unconvincingly) Wasn't that a wonderful piece of popcorn entertainment?

Jay Sherman: (Interviewing Pikachu) Pikey,there are rumors that you fired the original director, Paul Verhoven after creative difficulties. Pikachu: Pikachu! Jay Sherman: There's also rumors that you're a ho-mo-sexual... ? Pikachu: Now, that's just ridiculous!

Jay Sherman: This year saw Mel Gibson as a man fighting for freedom in "The Patriot". It also saw Mel Gibson as a rooster fighting for freedom in "Chicken Run".

("The Patriot" parody) Mel Gibson: Now, I'm not your master. I pay you a good salary. Movie Slave: I like picking cotton. It sure beats being cooped up in some stuffy old house! (Camera pans over to Spike Lee) Spike Lee: Fight the power, my brothers! And check out "Bamboozeled", now out on video - much sooner than I thought.

Jennifer: You were doing all right till you "outed" Pikachu!

Jennifer: Jay, could you come in here? There's something I want to share with you. Jay: Ooh, I hope it's sex... or candy.

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