The Chipmunk Adventure
1987
Miss Rebecca Miller: David, are you drunk?
Brittany Miller: I'm hungry. What's there to eat? (goes over to the cooler) Eleanor Miller: No! Brittany Miller: Really, Eleanor. You are so selfish. (opens the cooler and sees the baby penguin) Brittany Miller: A Penguin! Eleanor, you were gonna eat this penguin?
Theodore Seville: Simon? I feel kinda funny about tricking Miss Miller. Simon Seville: It's called "guilt," Theodore.
David Seville: Has anyone seen my tie? Simon Seville: You're wearing it, Dave.
Alvin Seville: 3: 00 in the morning, and Theodore's begging for mushrooms! I hope he chokes on one! Simon Seville: Alvin! Alvin Seville: Well, I've had it!
Simon Seville: Alvin, land the balloon by the fountain. (the balloon lands in a tree) Like I said, "in the tree!"
Alvin Seville: We have just established a talent in rock and roll. But you don't have what it takes for that, do you? Janette Miller: No. Brittany Miller: Sure we do! Alvin Seville: (Laughs) No, you don't.
Theodore Seville: I'll have two chicken enchiladas with extra sauce, a tostada grande, a quesadilla with a side of guacamole, and two cherries with... Simon Seville: They're closed, Theodore. Alvin Seville: Oh, fellas! Simon Seville: The instructions say to drop the doll under the little sombrero. Alvin Seville: (does so, the sombrero takes the doll and brings a different one in return) Wow! What do you know? One down, and eleven to go. Theodore Seville: (to the sombrero) And one quesa... (the sombrero closes) dilla. Simon Seville: Forget it, Theodore.
Brittany Miller: Hey, what's all that racket? It sounds like a joyous celebration. Eleanor Miller: Well, they've got a bonfire (sees Theodore blurred at first) Eleanor Miller: and a chubby little butterball tied to a stake (gasps after seeing Theodore clearly) Eleanor Miller: It's Theodore!
Alvin Seville: What is it, Simon? Simon Seville: It's some kind of hyroglyphic that says, "Sacrifice the full moon on the Prince of Plenty"... That doesn't sound right. Oh, how silly of me! It's eye before eats except after teeth. I got it reversed, it's "Sacrifice the Prince of Plenty on the full moon." (the full moon comes into view) Alvin & Simon: Oh no! Simon Seville: They're going to sacrifice Theodore tonight! Alvin Seville: Over my dead body! (cut to a scene where Alvin, Simon and Theodore are being held over a crocodile pit) Simon Seville: You mean over OUR dead bodies!
Prince: I will make her one of my wives. Brittany Miller: Dream on, Tiny Tim!
Claudia Furschtien: What a brilliant idea this was of mine! Klaus Furschtien: It's not over yet, Claudia.
Simon Seville: I can't remember when I had such a good time, Alvin!