The Canadian Conspiracy

1985 (TV)

Narrator: For three long days and nights, Eugene Levy testified against the Canadian Conspiracy. In exchange for this in-depth interview, Levy demanded police protection, full amnesty from prosecution and a five-picture deal with a major Hollywood studio.

John Candy: Eugene Levy? I don't know anybody named Eugene Levy. Leslie Nielsen: Eugene Levy? No! Anne Murray: I don't know Eugene Levy at all. Dave Thomas: If Candy says he doesn't know him, that's good enough for me. I don't know him either. Sorry, pal.

(Eugene Levy claims Leslie Nielsen called him and convinced him to stay in the US despite his homesickness for Canada) Leslie Nielsen: I called him and told HIM not to leave? I'll tell you something. If I had ever called him for any reason, I'd be calling him to tell him TO LEAVE! And that's the truth of it so you know I'm not lying.

Eugene Levy: What can I say? Leslie Nielsen is LYING! Leslie Nielsen: I did not call Eugene Levy, whoever he may be. Eugene Levy: He did. Leslie Nielsen: I didn't. Eugene Levy: He did. Leslie Nielsen: I didn't. Eugene Levy: DID! Leslie Nielsen: Didn't. Eugene Levy: DID! Leslie Nielsen: Didn't. Eugene Levy: DID! Leslie Nielsen: Didn't. (pause) Leslie Nielsen: I never called him. Eugene Levy: Well, he's a big fat liar.

(Eugene Levy's interview has wrapped) Eugene Levy: I'm sorry, America. Eugene Levy: Hey, no hard feelings, eh? (giggles)

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