The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer
1947
Richard Nugent: Ready boot, let's scoot!
Richard Nugent: Hi! Mellow greetings, yookie dookie!
Margaret: You know I'd die for you, only sometimes it's so hard living with you.
Susan: You're going to make me an old maid. Margaret: Only until you're 18.
Matt Beemish: I'm the court psychiatrist. Richard Nugent: Come back in an hour. I'll be crazy by then.
Margaret Turner: Susan's growing pains are rapidly becomeing a major disease.
Richard Nugent: Hey, you remind me of a man. Susan Turner: What man? Richard Nugent: Man with the power. Susan Turner: What power? Richard Nugent: Power of hoodoo. Susan Turner: Hoodoo? Richard Nugent: You do. Susan Turner: Do what? Richard Nugent: Remind me of a man...
Matt Beemish: I couldn't help overhearing. I had my ear to the door.
Agnes Prescott: Now there's a guy who never goes out of a girl's mind. He just stays there... like a heavy meal.
Judge Margaret Turner: You could talk the devil into going to church!
Richard (Dick) Nugent: How'd you get in here? Matt Beemish: Well, the door was closed, so I opened it and came right in.
Matt Beemish: But I've got a plan. Richard Nugent: I've had enough of your plans and your whole family.
Richard Nugent: Thank you, Your Honor, may I go? Judge Margaret Turner: You've just got here, don't you like our court?
Susan: Well, my attitude is that one female judge in the family is enough. Richard Nugent: Did you say that your name was Turner? Susan: That's right! My sister is Judge Margaret Turner. Richard Nugent: Nice to have met the family, bye.
Matt Beemish: As Menninger clearly points out, traumatic events... Richard Nugent: (interrupting) The only traumatic event she needs is a good smack in the jaw! Matt Beemish: She's my niece... but you're absolutely right.
Richard Nugent: (Jerry is sitting in his car in front of the Turner house) Jerry, what are you doing out here? Why don't you go inside? Jerry White: I'm not welcome. I'm a square in Susan's social circle. Richard Nugent: Nonsense, I'm sure Susan doesn't know you're out here. Jerry White: She put me here. Richard Nugent: Oh.
Joey: (Susan arrives at their table in a rage) Is this your daughter, Judge? Richard Nugent: (shocked that he'd insinuate Margaret is old enough to have a teenage daughter.) It's her sister! Joey: Funny, you look enough alike to be mother and daughter! Margaret: (annoyed) Sisters look alike too. Agnes Prescott: I hate my sister.