The Angry Beavers
1997
(first lines) (first lines of series) Daggett: I can't believe it, Norbert. Norbert: What? Daggett: Our own parents kicked us out. Norbert: No, we were the first litter and Mom had a second litter. It's the beaver way. Daggett: But, Norb. Where will we go? How will we survive? Norbert: We'll be alright. You've got your Beaver Survival Kit, right? Daggett: No. Norbert: Oh, that's not good. Daggett: (starts whimpering) Norbert: I'm just kidding. We'll be alright. Come on. BIG HUG!
(the boys are jumping on the couch) Daggett: Hey, Norb, let's see who can jump the highest. Norbert: (bumps the ceiling light and stops jumping) Uh, Dag, I think we should stop. Daggett: You're just afraid I'll beat you. Norbert: No, Dag, listen... Daggett: (teasing) Norby's afraid to jump high. Norbert: Daggett, listen. Daggett: Norby's a chicken. BAWK BAWK BAWK. Come on, chicken boy. What are you afraid... Daggett: (hits the light and gets violently shocked) AAAH!
Daggett: We're Doomed!
Daggett: Desperate times call for desperate desperateness.
(repeated line) Daggett: That was nuts!
Daggett: (as Muscular Beaver) What? An unexpected development!
Norbert: (as Baron Bad Beaver) ... For I am Baron Bad Beaver, master of really, terrible, evil... things...
Daggett: How could I be so blind and not see? It's oblivious.
Daggett: Hey, Barry, how come you're so hungry? What's up with that? Barry: Hey... you're right. Daggett: Of course I am!
Daggett: Oh, yeah? Structure this, chart boy! (pokes his tongue out) Oh, wait - I'm chart boy. Norbert: Derr - I'm Daggett, I have a chart. If only I had a brain!
(puts a cup under a cows udder and squeezes it) Daggett: Come on, Bossy, get with the moo juice!
Daggett: ... I suffered an unexpected prolapse - Norbert: You mean relapse. Daggett: Work with me here.
Daggett: Ah, the thrill of victory and the agony of my feet.
Daggett: What in the name of Aunt Eileen's cabbageless coleslaw is going on?
Daggett: Urethra! I found something!
Norbert: What in the name of what's-its-name are you doing?
Daggett: What in the name of Kenneth Tobey's cardboard belt are you two doing here?
Norbert: (dressed as a doctor) It seems like I've forgotten something but I can't remember what. Oh, well, its probably just a matter of life and death. Well, nothing's more important to a doctor than his golf game. Fore!
Daggett: I know my situation is rather unique. Norbert: The word is psychotic.
Norbert: Listen to yourself. Daggett: I am! (awkward pause)
Norbert: My way, you get to keep your tail. Your way, you get a sushi bar following you around. Daggett: (bluntly) Your point? Norbert: (scoffs) It'd wreck your social life if you had one.
Daggett: Ooh! Lima beans on a comb!
(Daggett tests the wind with his finger) Norbert: You're indoors, Daggett, there's no wind. Daggett: Oh, yeah? What's that coming out of your pie hole? Norbert: Ooh, good come back. Daggett: Really? Norbert: Erm... no.
(after watching a video of them being born) Daggett: I'm going to put dad's army hygiene movies back on. Norbert: Dag! Don't you see? You're not my brother! Daggett: Yeah, you wish. Norbert: And maybe my wish came true.
Daggett: Hey, Norbert! You're at the door!
Bing: Oh, by the way, its me, Bing, by the way. Daggett: What do you want Bing-by-the-way?
Norbert: Hey, don't look now, Walt Witless, I think your flowers are being trampled. Daggett: (getting angry) Get off me bloomin' flowers!
Norbert: What in the name of Jonas Grumby's starched khakis was that?
Norbert: Where in the name of deus ex machina did that T-Rex come from?
Norbert: Let's split up. Daggett: Why? Norbert: It makes too much sense to stick together. Daggett: Oh.
Daggett: In the name of Mike Gerard's overbuilt truck - stop!
Daggett: What's that spooty, spoothead, spoot guy, king of the spoots doing here?