(Matt Helm visits I.C.E.'s lab where new gadgets are demonstrated) Female Instructor: (holding ray gun) This little gadget here dissolves metal electronically. Easy to conceal, extremely effective in times of danger. (She points the gun and dissolves Matt's belt buckle. His pants fall to the ground) First female student: That's when the danger usually starts! Second female student: (seductively) I like my way better!
(Matt is shown a new weapon which gives a whole new meaning to the term "bullet bra") Linda: It's not a gun, Mr Helm. It's the new weapon they gave me, developed right here in our labs. Matt Helm: Developed pretty well, too! Linda: May I point out... Matt Helm: You already do! Linda: ... that that's why you're here. To become familiar with our latest equipment. Matt Helm: You right. An agent should always keep *abreast* of the times!
(Matt and Sheila are hiding on a mountain-top) Matt Helm: We have a long wait ahead of us, so let's get comfortable Sheila Sommers: (suggestively) How comfortable? Matt Helm: It's broad daylight! Sheila Sommers: What's the matter with a broad in the daylight?
Jose Ortega: (toasting) Cheers! Girl: (also toasting) Skoal! Matt Helm: Sure it's cold. It's got ice in it.
(Matt as he is seducing a new female recruit as Frank Sinatra's "Strangers in the Night" is playing in the background) Matt Helm: I didn't know you liked Perry Como.