That Moment: Magnolia Diary
2000 (V)
Himself: I gotta do a movie that my kids can watch.
(In reference to the amount the movie will gross) Himself: How much money will it make? A dollar.
Himself: I've been slimed.
Himself: Can I ask you what you thought of the script when you firstread it? Himself: I thought it was astounding. I went to Paul and I said "It's great, it's great, it's a little long... " and he goes "You fuckin' cocksucker! I'm not gonna cut one god damn word out of this thing! "So then I talked to Julianne and I said "What did you think about the script?" and she said "It's amazing. It's a little long." I said "Did you tell Paul that?" and she said "Yeah." I said "What did he say?" She said "You fuckin' cocksucker! I'm not gonna cut one word out of it!"
(After doing many interviews for TV shows) Himself: If I get asked one more god damned question about Paul Thomas Anderson, I'm gonna kill somebody.
(After Paul Thomas Anderson said he edited the trailer and designed the poster for the film Magnolia) Himself: You know he develloped the film too. He sent it to a lab but he just didn't like the work they were doing, so he set up a lab in his bathroom and he develloped the film. Himself: It's got that homemade look to it. Himself: He ground the lenses that we used in this film.