That Funny Feeling
1965
Joan Howell: I'd love to visit your apartment. Tom Milford: My apartment? Well, why mine? Joan Howell: The answer should be quite obvious, shouldn't it? Tom Milford: The fact of the matter is, mine is quite disorganized. I've been having maid trouble, too. Joan Howell: Well, I'll tell you what. You take me to your apartment and I'll show you what I can do with a vacuum cleaner.
Tom Milford: (Tom bumped into officer) I'm sorry, officer, my eyes were on that girl. Officer Brokaw: Well, just glue them back in your head and keep moving.
Harvey Granson: I didn't finish with my wife's lawyers 'till after midnight. Tom Milford: You mean you and Leona still can't agree on a settlement? Harvey Granson: Oh, yeah, she wants to split everything down the middle including my head.
Tom Milford: You know, Harv, I hate to see you so hacked up. I wish there was something I could do. Harvey Granson: Mary Leona. Get me off the alimony hook. Tom Milford: That good a friend I am not. Harvey Granson: I'll give you three of my paintings in your apartment. Tom Milford: How much are they worth? Harvey Granson: $25,000 a piece. Tom Milford: I have to take Leona? Harvey Granson: Yeah. Tom Milford: Forget it. Harvey Granson: Fairweather friend.
Tom Milford: I want to meet you, just not head on.
Taxi Driver: Where to? Tom Milford: I don't know. Taxi Driver: Do you wanna go home? Tom Milford: I am home. Taxi Driver: What do you want me to do ? Drive you up the steps?
Harvey Granson: Call the police, Tom, she's after my paintings. Tom Milford: I'll be personally responsible for the paintings. Harvey Granson: Somebody just stole your apartment, your name and you're going to be responsible for my paint... Call the police!
Tom Milford: This is the girl who took my place. Harvey Granson: Well, what's she doing in my place? Tom Milford: She won't let me in my place so I had to call your place my place. Harvey Granson: Get her out of here, you hear! Out! Out! Tom Milford: Now, Harv, I've been working on her, now she's just starting to talk. Harvey Granson: Now teach her how to walk and get her out of here!