Terminal Velocity

1994

Chris Morrow: Well, I was trained to swallow all sorts of things. Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Careful, I might just have to marry you.

Chris Morrow: I'd be stupid to trust my life to a walking penis. Richard "Ditch" Brodie: I'm much more than a walking penis, I'm a flying penis!

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip!

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: (Trying to speak Russian) The buses here don't work. I am an idiot.

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Let's just say she did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for Rocks.

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: For someone I've never slept with you sure fucked me pretty good.

Richard 'Ditch' Brodie: Oh, god... no... dead people... agh.

Chris Morrow: Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti. Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Excuse me? Chris Morrow: KGB, for short. Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Oh, come on! It's the KG-used-to-B!

Chris Morrow: Shoot! Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Ah, it's broken! Chris Morrow: The safety's on, you idiot!

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