Teachers
2001
Kurt McKenna: (Brian and Kurt attempt to dissuade Simon from going travelling in South America:) Brian, word association: Paris? Brian Steadman: Croissants. Kurt McKenna: Spain? Brian Steadman: Bulls. Kurt McKenna: South America? Brian Steadman: Hostage situation.
Kurt McKenna: Simon, will you please tell Brian that I don't need a lift? Simon Casey: (noticing smoke from Kurt's bad cooking) What the fuck? Brian Steadman: Simon, ask Kurt how else is he gonna get to school. Kurt McKenna: Tell Brian I'm gonna use Simon's bike! Brian Steadman: Remind Kurt that he broke Simon's bike at the weekend. Simon Casey: (angry) You broke Simon's bike? Kurt McKenna: Remind Brian he promised not to tell Simon that I'd broken his bike! Simon Casey: (to Brian) How did he break my bike? Kurt McKenna: Kurt's not sure. Brian Steadman: He dropped it. Simon Casey: (angry) How can you fucking drop it? Kurt McKenna: Please thank Brian for putting Kurt in the shit! (storms off) Brian Steadman: Tell Kurt that he still hasn't told Brian how he's going to get to school!