Teacher's Pet
2004
Spot/Scott: What is it with this family and singing? I'm starting to feel a little VonTrapped.
Mr Jolly: AAAAAIE. It's a monster. It's hideous. Pretty Boy: It's just your reflection. Mr Jolly: Oh... AAAAAIE.
Spot/Scott: Time sure flies when you're changing species.
Ivan Krank: It's alive. IT'S ALIVE. That's a good start.
Spot/Scott: I wanna be a boy.
Pretty Boy: Well, I wanna be a rooster in a hen house, but I just don't see it happening. Isn't that right, Mr Jolly? Mr Jolly: It's too early in the morning for hypothetical discussion, but since you brought it up... you? A rooster?
Pretty Boy: Florida, Schmorida! It's just Jersey with palm trees! Mr Jolly: Well, I suppose most people don't arrive by garbage truck.
Ivan Krank: Oh, haven't you heard, my good man? Nature is dead! Science is king! Mr Jolly: Oh, that is just wrong on so many levels.
TV Actress: John. TV Actor: Marsha. TV Actress: John. TV Actor: Marsha. Spot/Scott: Yawn. Mush-a.
Spot/Scott: I had to come. I had to be with you. And I needed a ride to Florida for my own self-serving reasons, but why spoil a beautiful moment.
Pretty Boy: I ain't no fairy.
Mr Jolly: Outside? But I'm an indoor cat. I'm afraid of the outside. (whimpers)
(Upon receiving an attendance medal) Spot/Scott: Thank you, Mrs Helperman. This is just the thing to go with my Science medal, my Math medal, and my Sports medal. Not to mention my medal for self-esteem.
Spot/Scott: Hey I'll do the clichéd Irish dialogue around here.