Tarzan
1999
Young Tarzan: I'll be the best ape ever!
Tantor: That sounded like Tarzan. It sounded like he was in trouble. Terk: Yeah? Why doesn't he get his new friends to help him? I don't care. Tantor: That's it! I've had enough of your emotional constipation! Tarzan needs us, and we're gonna help him! (places Terk on his back) So sit back and hold on tight... we've got a boat to catch. (Tantor charges off a cliff and into the ocean) I've never felt so alive! Terk: Good, 'cause I'm gonna kill you!
Tarzan: No matter where I go, you will always be my mother. Kala: And you will always be in my heart.
Kerchak: You came back. Tarzan: I came home.
(Jane draws Tarzan on the chalkboard) Professor Porter: Shall I, ahem, leave you and the blackboard alone for a moment?
Kala: Close your eyes. Now forget what you see. Kala: (puts Tarzan's hand to his chest) What do you feel? Young Tarzan: My heart. Kala: (puts Tarzan's head by her chest) Come here. Young Tarzan: Your heart. Kala: See? We're exactly the same.
Jane Porter: I was saved! I was saved by a flying wild man in a loincloth.
Clayton: Even if you hadn't grown up a savage, you'd be lost. There are no trails through a woman's heart.
(after being returned to her camp by Tarzan) Jane Porter: Daddy, they took my boot!
(Terk and Tarzan are wrestling) Tantor: Whoa! Okay. It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye.
(Tarzan sneaks up behind her to try and scare her) Kala: Don't even think about it. Tarzan: How'd you know it was me? Kala: I'm your mother. I know everything. Now, where have you been? Tarzan: I thought you knew everything.
Kerchak: I said he could stay. That doesn't make him my son.
Terk: Can you believe that guy? Drops us like a newborn giraffe - kerplop! - then waltzes in and expects us to... Tarzan: Terk, I'm asking you as a friend. (Looks at Terk with big, soulful eyes) Terk: Oh, with the face and the eyes... All right! All right! But you'd better not make me do anything stupid. (Cut to Terk in Jane's dress) I'm going to kill him!
Clayton: If I can teach a parrot to sing "God Save the Queen," I can certainly teach this savage a thing or two.
Young Tantor: Are you sure this water's sanitary? It looks questionable to me.
Terk: What kind of primitive beasts are responsible for this mess?
Tantor: Oh, Terk, I've never seen him so happy. Terk: Eh, I give it a week.
Tarzan: Tarzan. Tar-zan. Jane Porter: Tarzan. Oh, I see! Tarzan: Oh, I see! Tarzan: (points at himself) Tarzan. Tarzan: (points at Jane) Oh, I see. Jane Porter: No, no, no. No. Jane Porter: (clears throat, points at herself) I'm Jane. Tarzan: No, no, no. No. Tarzan: (clears throat, points at himself) I'm Jane. Jane Porter: No, no. Jane Porter: (points at herself) Jane. Jane Porter: (points at Tarzan) Tarzan. Jane Porter: (points at herself) Jane. Tarzan: Jane. Jane Porter: Exactly.
Professor Porter: He could be the missing link! Clayton: Or our link to the gorillas.
(repeated line) Clayton: Have we met?
Tantor: (Terk is dressed in Jane's dress to lure Kerchak away) Actually, I thought that dress was rather slimming on you. Terk: Oh, really? I thought it was a little revealing.
Tantor: What's everybody lookin' at? Tantor: (sees the camp) Ooh! The horror! It's gruesome! Hide me! Terk: Pull yourself together. You're embarrasing me. These things aren't alive. Tantor: I knew that.
Professor Porter: (after telling Jane to stay with Tarzan) What am I doing? Captain! Tell them you never found us! People get lost in the jungle all the time! (jumps out of the boat)
Jane Porter: (trying to coax a baby baboon to give her back a drawing) All right, enough of this. I'm giving you to the count of three. One, two... Oh, look! Bananas! (as the baboon looks away, Jane snatches the drawing away) Ha ha! I can't believe you fell for that one! (the baby baboon starts crying) Now, don't give me those crocodile tears. What would your parents have to say? (suddenly she hears a growl; turns around to face a band of angry baboons) See? I told you they'd be cross. Go easy on him, children will be children.
Terk: What kind of animal are you? Tantor: You know, I've been thinking lately that Tarzan may be some sub-species of elephant. Terk: Are you kidding... What are you talking about? Tantor: I mean, think about it. He enjoys a peanut, I enjoy a peanut... Terk: He looks nothing like you!
(Tarzan takes Clayton's gun and aims it at him) Clayton: Go ahead. (chuckles) Be a man. (a shot is heard, but not from the gun; it's Tarzan mimicking a gunshot) Tarzan: Not a man like you!