Tale Spin
1990
Rebecca: We're going and I'm not taking "no" for an answer. Baloo: No? Rebecca: I'm not taking it as a question either.
Louie: K-N-O-W. No.
Don Karnage: From now on, you are erased from my list of noble pirates. Kit Cloudkicker: Noble? You're nothing but a cheap crook, Karnage!
Don Karnage: He who steals and runs away, lives to steal another day!
Don Karnage: My door is always open most of the time!
Shere Khan: I am not amused.
Shere Khan: I believe in bygones being bygones. But this is business.
Baloo: If it's got wings I can fly it! Sometimes even if it doesn't.
Barney: But I seen it done a million times!
Jibber: (mumbles) Don Karnage: What do you mean the engines are still on full throttle?
Kit Cloudkicker: Wait a minute, what are we delivering? Baloo: Well... they're mean, and big, and ugly... and smelly. Kit: On no! Not gorilla birds!
Shere Khan: I only desire money and power. Unpresentable employees give me neither.
Trader Moe: If youse two was any stupider, you'd fall off the edge of the woild!
Don Karnage: This will be like taking candy from a little baby child!
Dumptruck: Why do you always get to be in charge? Mad Dog: Because I went to school! Dumptruck: Did not! Mad Dog: Well, I saw a picture of one once.
Baloo: This stuff's even worse than Louie's all-you-can-stand-for-a-dollar special!
Maitre'D: Wait gentlemen! Do you have a reservation? Baloo: Oh that's okay, I'm with him. Louie: And I'm with him.
Don Karnage: (responding to a foolish question from his men) THAT is why I am in charge and you are bit players! Oh, did I hurt your feelings? Good!
Dumptruck: Are we going to rob it? Don Karnage: No, no, we are going to plunder it! Dumptruck: But wait, aren't we robbers? Don Karnage: No, we are pirates! Pirates, Pirates, PIRATES! How many times must I remind you?
Baloo: (surrounded by Air Pirates) Wait a minute! What's this red button for? Mad Dog: Oh, that opens the bomb bay doors below us. Baloo: Thank You! (presses button)
Don Karnage: Are you in possession of all of your marbles?
Don Karnage: (to Baloo) Now in fifteen seconds you'd better vamoose... or, heh-heh, I'll cook your goose!
Thembrian High Marshal: (looking at Colonel Spigot) Who is this clown? Defense Minister: He is leader of your Air Force High Marshal. Thembrian High Marshal: Didn't I have him shot? Defense Minister: Not yet.
Rebecca: It's Jack! What a guy, what a spy! Baloo: What a lie. Goodbye!
Baloo: (blindfolded) Oh wow, do I get to break open a pinata or something? Colonel Slammer: No, you're about to be executed by a firing squad. Baloo: Wait! I'm allergic to lead!
Air Pirate Chorus: (singing) We are pirates, we are pirates Mad Dog: Just think of all the people we can cheat Dumptruck: What a great career, as a buccaneer Chorus: And it keeps us in the air and off the street (off the street)
Baloo: (after pirate song ends) One more time! Don Karnage: WAIT a min-u-ete! I am the only one who gets to say "one more time"!
Don Karnage: Fire at will! (all the pirates shoot at Will) No, do not fire at Will, he is my second in command. Fire at the Sea Duck!
Don Karnage: Count your blessings. This time, I do nothing. But when next we meet... Beware! The dread pirate Don Karnage!
Don Karnage: Attention, attention. Hello, wonderful people of Cape Susette! Allow me to introduce myself; a man who needs no introduction: I am Don Karnage! For years, I have tried to visit your fair city... *But you have always shooted at me!* Ahem. However, now that I am here, you will hand over all your valuable knickity-knacks to me. Okey-dokey? I didn't hear a yes...
Don Karnage: To your posts, men! We will fight to the last man! (Gunfire) Don Karnage: Then again... Retreat! Retreat! Full speed behind!
Don Karnage: It is I, the spectaculous Don Karnage! My bloodthirsty horde is on an intercept course with you. We will be shooting you and looting you in precisely... Ten minutes. Felicitations! (aside) Boy, I am one scary guy!
Don Karnage: My brilliant mind tells me it may be time for a strategic withdrawal. Mad Dog: A what? Don Karnage: *Run away!*
Baloo, Kit Cloudkicker: Don Karnage! Don Karnage: No, no, no, my friends. It is the feared *pirate*, Don Karnage. And... How are you?
Covington: If *only* I wasn't allergic to pain!
(while Dumptruck is beating up Wiley Cat, Baloo smashes all sorts of things on his head to try and distract him - first a plate, then a flowerpot, then a chair. Finally, Dumptruck drops Wiley Cat, turns and grabs Baloo) Dumptruck: It vill take more den a chair to stop me! (a piano lands on him, knocking him through the floor)
(while flying into Zhembria, Baloo and Rebecca hear a loud, yet musical, crash) Rebecca: What's that? Baloo: Unless I miss my guess, the piano. (cut to outside, where a grand piano tethered to a Zhembrian fighter plane is being dropped repeatedly onto their hull) Baloo: Zhembrians like to get your attention with large objects.
Wildcat: You know, using these leftover spare parts, I could probably make a plane in an hour. Baloo: Really? Wildcat: Sure. And since I only have half the parts, it'll only take half as long.