Tadpole
2002
Oscar: You didn't happen to tell anyone about what happened last night, did you? Diane: Would it matter if I had? You're a grown up (pauses to light cigarette) or close enough.
Oscar: My wallet was stolen. Diane: You were mugged? Oscar: Well, sort of. Diane: What do you mean, 'sort of'? Oscar: She was very pleasant about it.
Charlie: So this means that you slept with Dianne. Oscar: I realize now that was a mistake. I was drunk, she was wearing Eve's scarf, it smelled of her perfume, I got confused.
Charlie: So, you're going to dinner with both of them? The girl you like and the girl you slept with? Oscar: Yeah, my dad's coming too.
Oscar: Hey Jimmy. Jimmy: Hi Tadpole. Back for Thanksgiving? Oscar: That's right. Jimmy:
Diane: Oscar and I... Oscar: Both speak French! Diane: Oscar and I... are lovers. Eve: What?! Oscar: What? You're drunk!
Daphne Tisch: You're like a forty year old trapped inside a fifteen year olds body. I mean, it's not a bad body!