Swept Away
2002
(complaining to her husband) Amber: I did not fly all the way from New York City to wherever the fuck we are to get on that! Tony: How many vacations have you enjoyed? You wanted to try something new. Amber: New? Tell me, how new does that look? It's got a fucking chimney, Anthony!
(trying to entice Amber into the water) Tony: Oh, come on in. It's clean as a whistle. Amber: Depends on who's been blowing in the whistle, doesn't it?
(while they all play poker) Marina: Stop being such a pussy, Michael.
(to Guiseppe, while adrift at sea) Amber: I can't believe you came all the way out here without a fucking cell phone!
Amber: What have you done to me? Guiseppe: What you needed doing to you. Don't you like it? Amber: It's okay.
Tony: Would you show my wife the gym. Guiseppe: Wait here! (takes out an exercise bike) YOUR GYM MADAM!! Amber: ANTHONY!!!