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Sweet Liberty

1986

Stanley Gould: Wonderful welcome. Maniacs in tights - Shooting.

(Stanley is trying to check into his hotel) Stanley Gould: I have to get right to my suite. I'm the writer. Stuntman: So? I'm the stunt coordinator. Stanley Gould: So you can fall down later - I have writing that can't wait.

(On Stanley's adaptation of Michael's book) Stanley Gould: You're not upset are you? Michael Burgess: (annoyed) I think I should warn you - I have a sword in my bag.

Gretchen: (to Michael) How can you teach History and have such a short memory?

Michael Burgess: Hi Mom. I brought you your groceries Cecelia Burgess: Put them on the TV. Michael Burgess: Mom, why do you always put your groceries on the TV? Cecelia Burgess: I always put them there and keep them there for a week. The radiation kills the poison that they put in them. Michael Burgess: Mom, there's no poison in your groceries. Why don't you put them in the kitchen? Cecelia Burgess: You know why. (whispers) Because "he's" in there. Michael Burgess: Who, Mom? The Devil? (Cecelia nods) Mom, the Devil is not in your kitchen.

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