S.W.A.T.
2003
Hondo: You know what they say, you're either SWAT or you're not.
Street: So why'd you pick me? Hondo: To piss off the captain.
Hondo: You wanna join S.W.A.T? Chris: No. I just like applying all the time.
Gamble: Fuck you and S.W.A.T.
McCabe: What? No roll, Hondo? Hondo: How do you know I didn't? McCabe: You didn't, did you? Hondo: They only roll in John Woo movies, not in real life.
(about Hondo's S.W.A.T. selection) Capt Thomas Fuller: Sanchez is a woman and Street, well he's on my shit list Hondo: Hey! I'm on your shit list too and I'm the team captain.
Polish Hostage: It's the damn robot aliens.
Street: (to Gamble) Is this your girlfriend? Cute. Gamble's thug in bar: No, but you can be my bitch. Street: (recoils in mock horror) Really?
(to Captain Fuller) Hondo: Shame you're not playing a terrorist.
Boxer: I just want to know what you did to my little sister. Street: She's 28, Boxer, okay? And she's not so little, trust me. McCabe: (laughing) Oh no, you didn't...
Street: (to McCabe) Looks like you're not the prettiest one on S.W.A.T. anymore.
Chris: You wanna come to my house? Street: That was easy. Chris: My kid's having a birthday party tomorrow.
McCabe: This was supposed to be simple snatch and extract. Brian Gamble: Boxer was a threat, T.J. McCabe: Boxer was my friend! Brian Gamble: He was mine too. Alex Montel: Stop crying. You can buy new friends. McCabe: Don't give me any more reason to kill you. Alex Montel: What are going to do, shoot me? You should relax a little bit, my friend. I'm the money here. Don't forget it. Brian Gamble: We don't have time for this shit. Look, you can go ahead. I know this sucks. Let's worry about it in paradise, all right?
Hondo: Here's where watching 'The World's Most Exciting Police Chases' pays off.
(about Boxer's mustache) Boxer: Your mother likes it. Street: So does your sister.
Hondo: The reason we're gathered here on our God-given, much-needed day of rest is that we have a Polish hostage. Deke: So what if he's Polish? Hondo: No, no. Means he's one of those: "Anyone comes in, I'll blow my head off" type of guys.
Hondo: You know what? I think he might be Polish. Deke: Unbelievable.
(From the first trailer) Hondo: Let's try to get in the killing mode. Chris: I am in killing mode. Hondo: So why you smiling? Chris: Because it tickles me.
Velasquez: SWAT stands for Special Weapons And Tactics. Where were your tactics out there?
(after inadvertently shooting through a hostage to take out the bank robber holding her by the neck) Gamble: I saved a hostage from getting shot.
Chris Sanchez: Just because I bought you a drink doesn't mean you're getting laid tonight. Street: So, what does two drinks mean?
Gamble: So this is what it's come down to, bustin' down doors with J-Lo?
Deke: Tell daddy how you want it.
Gus: (discussing his wife's disapproval of the soft drink Dr Pepper) You know the deal, Jim. When we got married, I converted to Mormonism. We can't consume anything that alters our state of mind. We treat out bodies with respect. Street: And I treat mine like an amusement park. That's the differences that make this country great!
Brian Gamble: (to Street) You're like a goddamn rash!
Brian Gamble: You know, I didn't know that they made bulletproof bras. Is it just me? But you know, I didn't know that. Chris Sanchez: What they need to make are bulletproof condoms big enough to fit your big head.
(the team's progress is halted by a firmly locked gate) Deke: Ain't this a bitch? Street: A cold hard one.
(last lines) Hondo: Technically, our watch has been over for 12 hours. Street: So? Hondo: Yeah. What the hell. Mount up.
Hondo: You look like you need a Band-Aid. Street: Somebody else needs a body bag downstairs.
Alex Montel: What do you make, $66,000 a year? Street: Not even with overtime. Alex Montel: Ha, loser.
Street: Bad day, huh? Beat-up Latino Thug: Kiss my ass, ese.
Street: Gamble, let her go! Gamble: Take a shot, Jimbo!
McCabe: (lying in the disabled learjet) How's Boxer? Hondo: What do you care? McCabe: C'mon, Hondo, just give me that. Hondo: He's going to make it. McCabe: Good. Hondo: Just couldn't resist, could ya? So what do you wanna do? McCabe: Goddamnit, Sarge. (McCabe shoots himself dead)
Alex Montel: American Greed. Street: Shut up. Alex Montel: So reliable. Street: Shut Up! Another officer dead because you shot your mouth off. Alex Montel: That's how I like cops - dead. Street: You wanna join him? Huh?
Street: Another two officers are dead because you shot your mouth off. Alex Montel: That's how I like cops. Dead. Besides, you should be thanking me. Their deaths will probably get you ten new recruits. Street: Yeah, you're right. Boxer, thank him for me will you? Boxer: Gladly. (elbows Montel in the stomach)
Uncle Martin Gascoigne: Your father is running the business. Alex Montel: No, I... I retired him. Uncle Martin Gascoigne: Really? He never spoke of that to me. Alex Montel: That's because he can't speak.
(after hearing Street over radio yell officer down) Hondo: Flip a bitch! Deke: Flippin' a bitch!