Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

Mushroom King: There was an explosion at Bowser's Castle. It was so lout I almost dropped my spores!

Snifit: Uh, Sir? I think the groom is supposed to be on the right side. Booster: I knew that! I was testing!

(Princess Toadstool is crying) Booster: Oh. My dear. What is this? Water coming from your eyes. Are you leaking, my dear? (He licks some of her tears) Booster: Tastes salty!

(Princess goes in to kiss Mario but goes completely past him. Booster and Bowser go in to kiss the Princess but end up kissing Mario) Bowser: Is that you, Princess? Booster: Your face kinda feels like sandpaper! (They realize it's Mario) Bowser, Booster: WHAT THE?

Mushroom Kid: 1... 2... 3! Hey, Mario! You think if I practiced enough, I could be as good a jumper as you? Mario: Yeah right, kid! Mushroom Kid: (dissapointed) Thanks a bunch.

Axem Yellow: Yo, Red! Axem Red: What? Axem Yellow: I'm hungry! Axem Red: Bite your tongue! Axem Pink: Yo, Red! Axem Red: What? Axem Pink: My makeup is running! Axem Red: Use a different brand! Axem Green: Yo, Red! Axem Red: What? Axem Green: I've got a headache! Axem Red: You're way out of shape! Axem Black: Yo, Red! Axem Red: What? Axem Black: My shades broke! Axem Red: Serves you right!

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