Sub Down
1997
Laura Dyson: What was that about the soul travelling that you were mumbling when we were sitting in the dark? Rick Postley: Nothing. Laura Dyson: And you did it when we first went under water. Rick Postley: Forget it. Laura Dyson: Do you quote any poet, or just Walt Whitman when you're nervous? Rick Postley: Just Whitman. Okay?
Harry Rheinhartdt: Look, look at that, look at that, look at the size of that keel, the ice, see it? Must be a hundred feet. Rick Postley: And, it's shaped like your nose. Harry Rheinhartdt: And it's twice as big. I'm naming it the Rheinhartdt Keel. Laura Dyson: You're naming your nose the Rheinhartdt Keel? Harry Rheinhartdt: No-no-no-no-no, my nose is called Jarrold.
Commander Kirsch: While we transport Dr Rheinhartdt and Mr Postley to their designated research area, we'll try to accomodate your whale-watching. Laura Dyson: Actually, it's a little bit more complicated than whale-watching. Commander Kirsch: Well, I'm sure you wouldn't be here unless you called it "Cetalogical Recognition Factors in Subaqueous Environments."
Rick Postley: So then, what is your position on the current role of the military, Captain? Commander Kirsch: I was first in my class at Annapolis. I don't want to get into a discussion of strategic theory with a civilian wearing an earring.
Harry Rheinhartdt: What is that? It smells like peaches. Rick Postley: Well I don't know anything that's good for you that smells like peaches that isn't peaches.