Stroker Ace
1983
Announcer: Just once, JUST ONCE, I wish you guys would TELL US THE REAL STORY!
Charlie: What's so bad about second? Stroker Ace, Lugs Harvey: Screw Second!
Stroker Ace: (asking about the previous night's encounter between Torkle and Pembrook) What DID happen between you two? Pembrook Feeney: (Pembrook and Lugs roll out from under Stroker's race car on creepers) He just made me mad, that's all, so I kicked him in the scrotum. (Pembrook rolls back under the car) Stroker Ace: Scrotum? Lugs Harvey: What's a scrotum? Stroker Ace: I dunno. Lugs Harvey: I think I'll find out. (Lugs rolls back under the car) Pembrook, what's a scr... (sound of tools crashing)
Stroker Ace: What are you doin' now, Dad? Dad Seegle: Oh, I make jewelry. (Dad shows a piece of jewelry to Stroker and Pembrook) Stroker Ace: Oh, that's real pretty, isn't it? What do you make it out of? Dad Seegle: Organic matter? Manure. Stroker Ace: Kinda makes you the Cartier of ca-ca.