Striptease

1996

Erin Grant: I can't still be working here when I go to court. "Oh yes your honor! I have a job! I'm working at the Eager Beaver!"

Erin Grant: I got fired for having a defective husband.

Malcolm Moldovsky: I am the Congressman's right hand! Erin Grant: You must be a very busy man!

Shad: Do I look like I follow politics?

Congressman David Dilbeck: I'm about to mount this young lady. (Erin pulls out a gun) Maybe not.

Erin Grant: If I come back tomorrow, can we talk more about my case? Congressman David Dilbeck: We can talk about anything you want, as long as you're naked.

Congressman David Dilbeck: See, I just love naked women. It's a character flaw.

Darrell Grant: You got my daughter, and now you try and kill me with a ax. Malcolm Moldowsky: I don't have your daughter, you're confused! And it's "*an* ax."

Darrell Grant: I'm stoned, but I ain't confused!

Darrell Grant: Hey, are you that guy from Price is Right? Congressman David Dilbeck: No! I'm Congressman David Dilbeck! Darrell Grant: Congressman? No shit! Well, I steal wheelchairs, so we got a lot in common.

Nico: What are you, nuts? Shad: Yeah, psycho. Delusions of invincibility combined with a strong homicidal urge. I have a kick-your-ass fetish.

Shad: "Free Willy" back yet? Video Clerk: Still out. Shad: People are pigs! Sit on movies like they own 'em!

Erin Grant: I'm Erin Grant. Congressman David Dilbeck: (stuttering) Con... Conrick Dilbeck... Congressman Dildo... Congressman David Dilbeck.

Darrell Grant: I don't need a stripper to telling me how to live.

Chico: Are you the stripper? Erin Grant: No, I'm Barbara Bush. Chico: (to Shad) And you are? Shad: George Bush!

(about going after Erin without police backup) Shad: What can we do? We're just two guys. Lt Al Garcia: Plus two strippers and a kid. We're in great shape.

Erin Grant: (after Dilbeck grabs her) Finally you take me like a man, like a... Congress man!

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