Steptoe and Son
1962
Harold Steptoe: You are morally, spiritually and physically a festering fly-blown heap of accumulated filth.
Harold Steptoe: You are a dyed-in-the-wool, fascist, reactionary, squalid little, 'know your place', 'don't rise above yourself', 'don't get out of your hole' - complacent little turd.
(repeated line) Harold Steptoe: You dirty old man!
Harold Steptoe: (trying to convince Albert to change the channel of the partitioned TV set) We had an agreement, we shook hands. I have got the law of contract on my side. Albert Edward Ladysmith Steptoe: I have the knobs on my side.
Albert Steptoe: (Albert has placed 'bum' on the Scrabble board) My "bum" is the American word for 'tramp'. Harold Steptoe: Well, that is where I've got you because you can't use any slang or colloquialisms! Albert Steptoe: Right then, I'll stick to me English "bum". And that's the part of your anatomy that swells out of the back of your trousers.