Stark Raving Mad
Ben McGewen: Do you know why Ching One-eye is called Ching One-eye? Rikki Simms: He lost an eye? Ben McGewen: What the fuck? You don't get called Ching One-eye for losing a fuckin' ear.
Ben McGewen: So whats your DJ name? D.J.: Stephen Moulding. Ben McGewen: Thats it, you need a proper Dj name. I wouldn't play to see Stephen Moulding. would you Rikki? See that name sucks dick. D.J.: Fuck you. Ben McGewen: DJ Fuck you, it is.
Dirk: Nah, I don't think so. Stacie: Let me in the fucking club, you piece of shit! Ben McGewen: What's wrong? Dirk: Fake I.D. Stacie: No, it's not. Ben McGewen: Sorry. You can't come in. Stacie: That's my real I.D. Bite me. Dirk: (hands Ben her I.D) Ben McGewen: This doesn't look like just a dye job to me. See, you're a brunette, and this I.D.'s for a natural blonde. Stacie: Oh, yeah? Does this look brunette to you? (lifts her mini-skirt to reveal her blonde pubic hair) Huh? Ben McGewen: Don't be a dick, Dirk. Let her in.
Ben McGewen: Dirk, the line's all the way down the street. How come we're not staying full? Dirk: We're getting a lot of fake I.D.'s. It's all like jail bait. Ben McGewen: So? Let 'em in, man. Let 'em all in. Dirk: Huh? You're kidding. Ben McGewen: (waving the kids in) Come on. Okay, let's go. Dirk: They'll shut us down. Ben McGewen: (to the kids) There you go. Dirk: What the hell are you doing? Ben McGewen: (to the kids) Single file. Dirk: You no have club no more! Ben McGewen: (still talking to kids and ignoring Dirk's pleas) Lots of room for ya. Get drunk. Be loud! Be really loud! Okay. All right. There you go. Dirk: You'll never promote a club again! Ben McGewen: I don't give a shit right now, man.
Scott: So what are you doing now? Jeffrey Jay: I rob banks. Scott: What you doin here then? Jeffrey Jay: Robbing a bank.
Rikki Simms: You see... lions... eat gazelle. And the gazelles fucking hate that shit. This narrator guy was saying that one day on the shoot.. that a lion snuck up on the cameraman, right? This camera guy, he was like a native, right? He'd been doing this shit all his life. And the narrator said that there's one sure way to stop a lion from attacking you. Don't turn and run. See, that's what the gazelles do. It doesn't work for them and they get eaten anyway. But this camera guy, he knew what to do. Fucking charged that lion. Just ran at that lion stark-raving mad... screaming and shit, right? Just charges the fucking lion. And you know what? The lion turned and ran.