Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
2003 (VG)
Jolee Bindo: Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's head, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait uh, what was this about, anyway?
HK-47: You are a very harsh master, master. I like you.
HK-47: Shall I blast him now master?
Sith Recruit: Do you know how many sith there are on this planet? Jolee Bindo: Twelve! No, wait! Thirteen!
(Speaking with a Jawa who refers to 'Ghosts in the desert') Hk-47: Explanation: two per cent probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master.
(Being asked if Revan wants to really join the sith academy, Yuthura asks who his companions are) Revan: Er... It's nothing , just my slaves. (Jolee playing along) Jolee Bindo: My hearing's not so good. I'm just pleased my nice master doesn't beat me so much anymore, yes sir.
(a tach is a 40 cm tall grass eating animal) (after talking for a lot of time) Jolee Bindo: Now lets get moving, shall we? If you stood still for so long in Kashyyk, a tach would eat you!
Jolee Bindo: (Grumbling) Bah! I don't want to talk about this anymore! My jaw aches!
(Talking about Juhani's past) Juhani: The Jedi, they were almost... like gods... Revan: Damn straight! I DO look divine!
Mission Vao: Hey , Bastila. Have you ever used the force to , you know, trip some jerk who's ticking you off? Bastila Shan: No I haven't , I have the years of wisdom and understanding that allow me to see how childish such an act would be. Mission Vao: Childish? Just 'cause you're some Jedi doesn't mean you can be a prissy little... (Mission falls over) Mission: What the-? Hey that wasn't funny! Bastila Shan: I have no idea what you're talking about , Mission. Please do try to be less clumsy in the future.
Bastila Shan: The Jedi do not believe in killing their prisoners. No one deserves execution, no matter what their crimes.
Carth Onasi: They say the Force can do terrible things to a mind. It can wipe away your memories and destroy your very identity.
HK-47: Can I break his neck now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine... Revan: Maybe later... HK-47: Did you hear that meatbag? "I'LL BE BACK!" Yuka Laka: Err, well... ah...
Jolee Bindo: sight... You know the problem with the youth nowadays? They are YOUNG!
Wookie injured: Please human, will you help me? I'm dying... Revan: You are not worthy! Why should I help you, weakling? Jolee Bindo: Nice... nice... nice... nice... Should we next find some insects to pull its legs off? Sounds fun doesn it?
Jorak Uln: Last question! You're about to die. Do you pass on your knowledge to your apprentice, or let it die with you? Revan: I refuse to give you the satisfaction of an answer. Jorak Uln: Wrong! It's a trick question! A true Sith NEVER dies!
Sunry: All I did was kill a Sith! How many have you killed? Hundreds? Thousands? Jolee Bindo: That's different, Sunry, and you know it! We don't kill them in cold blood while they sleep!
Jolee Bindo: I didn't say I left the Jedi Order. IT left ME.
Gar: May the Force be with you, then. Is... is that how it goes? Yes, may the Force be with you.
Master Vandar Tokare: (reciting the Jedi Code) There is no emotion; there is peace. There is no ignorance; there is knowledge. There is no passion; there is serenity. There is no chaos; there is harmony. There is no death; there is the Force.
Yuthura Ban: (Reciting the Code of the Sith) Peace is a lie; there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force will set me free.
Mission Vao: I have a bad feeling about this.
Bastila Shan: (during battle) The Force fights with me!
Jolee Bindo: (during battle) I'm never too old for THIS!
Juhani: (during battle) I will be your doom!
Revan: (trying to calm Juhani) There is no emotion... Juhani: ... there is peace.
Revan: How young are we talking? Jolee Bindo: Well, let's just say I was a strapping young lad with a full head of hair, and Coruscant was a small town with a well, heh heh.
(a possible ending, if the player chooses the Light Side. Malak is near death) Darth Malak: Im... impossible. I... I cannot be beaten. I am the Dark Lord of the Sith. Revan: This is the way of the Dark Side, Malak - All things end in death. Darth Malak: Still... still spouting the wisdom the Jedi, I see. Maybe there is more truth in their code than I ever believed. I... I cannot help but wonder, Revan. What would have happened had our positions been reversed? What if fate had decreed I would be captured by the Jedi? Could I have returned to the Light, as you did? If you had not led me down the Dark Path in the first place, what destiny would I have found? Revan: I am sorry I started you on this path. But you chose to continue down it. Darth Malak: I suppose... I suppose you speak the truth. I alone must accept responsibility for my fate. I wanted to be Master of the Sith and ruler of the galaxy. But that destiny was not mine, Revan. It might have been yours, perhaps... but never mine. And in the end, as the darkness takes me... I am nothing.
Jolee Bindo: (see Limp Bizkit's Nookie) I did it all for the Wookies. Revan: The Wookies? Jolee Bindo: The Wookies!
Revan: I'm beginning to wonder if you're capable of trusting anybody. Carth Onasi: Well, you can stop wondering. I'm not.
Revan: Gamorrean pig-man! Carth Onasi: Oh, ouch. I think you hurt my man-feelings with that one.
HK-47: I say we just kill the meatbag. Cheating Husband on Tattooine: Ouch. Did my wife get to you too? HK-47: No. I just hate all meatbags. Except the master, of course.
HK-47: Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master. Revan: You don't need to call me master, you know. HK-47: Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address. Revan: "Organic meatbags?" HK-47: Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such. Revan: You just called me a meatbag again! HK-47: Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squisy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea... Revan: Neither do I, come to think of it... HK-47: Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still... Revan: I survive. Somehow. HK-47: Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?
Canderous Ordo: Lady, you couldn't even find your own ass, even with your friends' help!
T3-M4: Beep-beep-beep. Revan: I want to ask you some questions. T3-M4: Beep-woop-woo. Revan: Just chime in if you ever have any advice. T3-M4: Beep-boop.
Canderous Ordo: Do you have anything else you want to ask? Revan: Nothing more right now. Canderous Ordo: You're choice. I'm here if you want something done right.
Darth Malak: Wipe this pathetic planet from the face of the galaxy.
Bastila Shan: On which planet were you born? Revan: Kashyyyk. I'm a Wookiee, can't you tell?
Darth Malak: Your predecessor once made the mistake of questioning my orders, Admiral, surely you're not so foolish as him to commit the same mistake...
(a possible ending, if the player chooses the Dark Side. Malak is near death) Darth Malak: Im... Impossible. I cannot be beaten. I... am the Dark Lord of the Sith. Revan: Now you see the true Dark Lord of the Sith! Darth Malak: Yes. I cannot deny it any longer. You are the one who deserves... who deserves to be the Dark Lord. You were the one who found the first Star Map on Dantooine, Revan, and it was you who led us on our quest for the Star Forge. I only followed in your wake. I tried to usurp your rule, to steal the title of Sith Master from you. But now I understand; the destiny is yours Revan. Not mine. You... you are Darth Revan, Lord... Lord of the Sith. And I... I am nothing. Revan: The apprentice has learned his final lesson. Darth Malak: And so it ends. As I somehow almost knew it must... In darkness.
(the Jedi Council debate taking you in for training) Master Vandar Tokare: With Revan dead... Master Vrook Lamar: Are you sure that Revan is truly dead? What if we were to undertake this one and the dark lord should return?
Master Vrook Lamar: The dark side is alluring. I fear this quest to find the Star Forge may lead you down an all too familiar path.
Jolee Bindo: You know, you remind me of someone I used to know. Promising young man, great destiny. Breath like a bantha. Revan: Did you annoy this person endlessly, too?
(Tanis Venn has been left to die in a trap set by his angry wife) Bastila Shan: I say we leave him. Tanis Venn: You know, you're pretty heartless for such a pretty lady. Bastila Shan: I take it back. Let's congratulate his wife.
(after giving him a tach gland, Griff wants you to give him money for his wine business) Griff: You don't know much about business, do you? When you see an opportunity like this, you've gotta go for it. Now, will you give me a thousand credits? Revan: If you ask me one more time, that tach gland won't be the only freshly-harvested organ around here.
Canderous Ordo: (during battle) For Mandalore!
Darth Malak: Savior, conqueror, hero, villian. You are all of these things, Revan... and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.
Master Vandar Tokare: But at what cost, Admiral? Where is the Ebon Hawk and her crew?
Admiral Saul: Calo Nord, a bounty hunter, was there when Bastila escaped the planet. Apparently they left him for dead. Darth Malak: A Jedi and a war hero. It's a wonder you survived the attack. Calo Nord: I am hard to kill, Lord Malak.