Star Spangled Girl
1971
Norman Cornell: I'm sorry for what happened... Amy Cooper: That's alright. Norman Cornell: Andy... she spoke nicely to me...
Andy Hobart: Will you shake on it? Amy Cooper: I´ll nod on it. I´m not on shaking terms with you, alright?
Norman Cornell: Say her name. Andy Hobart: Amy. Norman Cornell: Say the last part. Andy Hobart: Cooper. Norman Cornell: Now the whole thing. Andy Hobart: Amy Cooper. Norman Cornell: Say it a lot. Andy Hobart: Amy Cooper, Amy Cooper, Amy - Norman Cornell: Get outta here, you´re boring me!
Norman Cornell: As they took me away in the patrol car I heard her screaming "I hate you, I loathe you and I despise you! Hate, hate, hate, loathe, despise and hate!". So I figured the best thing to do is forget about her.
Norman Cornell: It was physical attraction and how long does that last? Andy Hobart: Forty, forty-five minutes the most.
Andy Hobart: She has the native intelligence of a very remote country.
Andy Hobart: What did you do? Norman Cornell: I bit her ear lobe. It was dangling right in front of me, what did you want me to do? Ignore it?
Amy Cooper: I have been smiling at that idiot for three days. You see that? I've been doing that since tuesday! Andy Hobart: Well cut it out, you look like a demented ventriloquist.
Andy Hobart: You see this? Amy Cooper: I see it. Andy Hobart: Knowing your miniscule frame of reference, let me tell you that it is not a dead chicken on a stick. It's a feather duster. By that I do not mean that you dust feathers with it. You hold it at this end you flick it against the furniture, thus dusting it. Think you can do that?
Andy Hobart: Your opinions have as much practical value as a 1939 calendar.
Andy Hobart: I´m a busy man. Amy Cooper: So was John Wilkes Booth the night he assassinated Lincoln.
Norman Cornell: I'm going to paint on the stairs, one letter on each step, so when she goes upstairs, it will read, 'I love you Amy Cooper'. Andy Hobart: But she's already upstairs. When she comes down, it will read, 'Repooc-yma-ouevoli'.
Andy Hobart: Oh, Amy! Amy! Amy! Amy Cooper: And don't call me 'Amy! Amy! Amy!'. I may be attracted to you, but I still don't like you.