Stacked
2005
Harold March: At NASA, we used to have a poster on the wall. It said, "If you're gonna make an omlette, you have to break a few eggs." The astronauts did *not* like that poster.
Skyler Dayton: Call me old-fashioned, but if you're going to sleep with two women, one of them had better be me!
Stuart Miller: Books on relationships can be found under Human Behavior and Self-Help. My name's Stuart, and I can be found under Dangerous Men. Skyler Dayton: So can I, which is why I need the book.
Harold March: (sees Katrina coming in) Finally! Where's my coffee? Katrina: (getting behind the counter) I dunno, where's the life I always wanted?
Woman: I would kill for a figure like that. Skyler Dayton: Hey, I can hear you. And it's not like I bought the last pair.
Harold March: (Stuart and Gavin want Harold to give some kids a science lecture in the store) If I had wanted to lecture to a bunch of kids whose only accomplishments were playing video games and throwing up, I would never have left Dartmouth!
Skyler Dayton: I seem to have a thing for guys in a band. And actors. And pro athletes. And circus performers. Katrina: I seem to have a thing for guys who are one naked girl away from realizing they're gay.
Gavin P. Miller: Is it just me, Professor, or are the world's standards deteriorating? Harold March: Standards can kiss my ass! Standards keep people from taking chances.
Stuart Miller: (after reacting strongly to Skyler tell him that she loved him) How am I going to look her in the eye after this? Stuart Miller: Shouldn't be a problem, it's not where you normally look.
Gavin P. Miller: (after hearing that Skyler is telling everyone she loves them) What kind of new age nonsense is that? This is a place of business, not some hippy love-in. Katrina: Hippy love-in? Harold March: (sternly) Hey! We were going to change the world!