Spun
2002
The Cook: (telling a story to Ross, whose asleep in the passenger seat) I tell ya, I remember a time when I was about... I was little, I don't know... 4, 5 something like that. We had this old dog that had a litter of puppies. And I walked in the bathroom one day and my Mother was standing there, kneeling down... Dog had a litter of about 8, and my Mother was bending over killing each one of these little puppies in the bathtub. I remember I said 'why?'... She said 'Im just killing what I can't take care of' - Then my momma said to me, she looked at me and she said 'I wish I could do that to you'. - Maybe she, maybe she shoulda.
The Cook: It's not what the pussy can do for you, it's what you can do for the pussy!
Nikki: Fuckin' fuckface fucker.
Ross: That dog is green.
Cookie: You better get in here and fuck me if you want me to make dinner!
Cookie: Who called on the GOD DAMNED PHONE? Spider Mike: I don't know YOU FUCKING ASS HOLE!
Escort: What are you looking at? Nikki: You're fucking whore bitch face, BITCH!
Doctor: Ooh, that's gotta hurt!
Ross: Do you shave your balls?
The Cook: Nice titties. Small ass.